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You: Oh herro

You: I have a question for you

Stranger: i know

You: Do you know what the aim of a troll is?

You: If you do, I have a chatlog for you to read

Stranger: no

Stranger: i’m sorry

You: ahh it’s alright

You: well to explain

Stranger: ok

You: A troll is someone who seeks to make as many people as angry as possible

Stranger: well

You: I am one. I’m going to post a chatlog. will you tell me if you think I succeeded?

Stranger: ok

You: Wartooth118: buncha fabulous persons

VespaCarmyn: cool; my dad has a lot of friends from aethelmark, but kingdom boundaries don’t really matter to me, so I always forget to ask my friends at Pennsic where they’re from. ^_^;;

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: who, us?

Snazz: Wartooth118: You’re just jealous because you’re not getting any

kbone: holy crap i’m in this pic!

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: yeah, gathering to fight is reeaally gay.

Wartooth118: Snazz: On the contrart

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: in a video game, yes.

kbone: can anyone see me?

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: Umm, it’s not a video game. it’s real. idjit.

Samildanach: VespaCarmyn: Yeah, I don’t have a good mental map of the Kingdoms… and let’s face it, being “East Kingdom” don’t exactly pin you down much. I end up asking for a state more often than not.

CFlam: nig­ger cracker fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society nazi commie liberalwiener rightwingnutjob

INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified.

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: aerthian? how the **** is that real?

Samildanach: Wartooth118: We’re talking about SCA heavy combat.

Samildanach: You put on armor and beat people with sticks.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: OH GOD AMPGARD

Wartooth118: Samildanach: ENOURMOUS fabulous personS

Wartooth118: Samildanach: BAAHAHAHAHA

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: closest thing to reenacting medieval fighting w/out killing eachother

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: I agree, it would be fun. It’s still fabulous persongy lol

INCIT-Bot 5000: There was actually a 3-way tie, so nobody was a clear winner

Samildanach: VespaCarmyn: Eh, there’s some folks doing live steel. I wouldn’t… but I’m willing to cede the “manliness” factor to those guys.

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Say that with a broken clavicle, friend.

Samildanach:

Wartooth118: Samildanach: See, REAL steel would be badbum

INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun!

VespaCarmyn: lol, yeah. my dad fences, but they’ve got padding

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: yeah, real steel would hurt like hell

CFlam: Andy Waltfeld: U referenced chocolate rain and got disqualified? Unnacceptable.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: if you break your collarbone doing that, you ARE a fabulous person

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: we’d rather live to play another day, thx

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: Hell, I fence. there really isn’t that much padding

Samildanach: VespaCarmyn: Not fencers. There’s some Australian and European nutters who’re basically doing live steel with proper period armor.

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: The foil just bends

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: Well other than the mask lol

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Actually, when you get hit with a 12-foot long club swung at full speed, bones get broken.

VespaCarmyn: yeah

Samildanach: Trust me, you do NOT want to **** with polearm guys.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: well if you get hit at all, your parrying sucks balls

VespaCarmyn: meh, you just have to get inside their range

GuineaPigMan1: Moo.

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Hehehe. Seriously, nice try, though.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: exactly. Get past the end, and all hey have is a shor, clumsy stick

Wartooth118: damn T key

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For Professor Commie: lol lavalamps

VespaCarmyn: a short clumsy stick? dude, you have no clue what you’re talking about

Samildanach: Wartooth118: No offense… but I’m pretty sure all the heavies I know could reduce you to a quivering broken blob.

VespaCarmyn: hell, I stopped at boffer and I think I could beat him

Samildanach: Wartooth118: It’s cool, though, most of them can reduce me to a quivering broken blob, if they really wanted to.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: I’m a second degree blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do. I could kick bum…althouhg I’m not too trained in weapons combat

VespaCarmyn: and we’re talking about weapons combat.

INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified.

VespaCarmyn: so you’d be ****ed.

VespaCarmyn: and not in a good way

CFlam: Wartooth118: srsly?

Wartooth118: so a really angry fat man with a big stick and heavy armor would be formidable

Wartooth118: CFlam: yeah, srsly

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Exactly. You’re not trained in heavy combat. Which means you’re not well-placed to judge how damaging it can be, or how easy it is to parry a 12-foot staff.

Wartooth118: CFlam: You can see mah trained torso in Heirloom’s thread

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Dude, you should see these guys move.

CFlam: Wartooth118: oh. I only has green.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: I said I’m not WELL trained. not badly trained

INCIT-Bot 5000: There was actually a 3-way tie, so nobody was a clear winner

VespaCarmyn: they’re awe-inspiring and terrifying at the same time. ^_^

Wartooth118: Samildanach: I’m competent with a bo staff

Samildanach: Wartooth118: They look bulky because they’re wearing padded armor. They can still ring your bell twelve times in under 30 seconds.

VespaCarmyn: (kyaah, I got 2 votes! ^////^)

INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun!

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Wartooth118: block the attack, get in close, flying crescent kick, back spin kick, couple good whacks…

Wartooth118: lol

Samildanach: Wartooth118: And by “ring your bell” I mean “hit you above the eyes and below the crown of your skull”

DmechaD: hmm

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DmechaD: I”M OUT OF

DmechaD: BATTERIES

Wartooth118: Samildanach: Look, I’m not a fabulous person, so I higly doubt I’ll be taking anything you say seriously.

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: yeah, stuff like that is against the rules. also, innefective against METAL ****ING ARMOR.

Samildanach: Wartooth118: It’s cool. I don’t really expect you to understand if you haven’t actually trained for it.

VespaCarmyn: pardon my attitude, but I don’t expect understanding at all from someone who bumumes someone’s sexuality based on the kind of fighting they do

Wartooth118: Samildanach: Also, IT’S NOT MEDIVAL TIMES ANYMORE. **** like ampgard is pure fabulous personry

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: it was never medival times.

Samildanach: Wartooth118: We don’t live as unarmed peasants in Feudal Japan. Martial arts is pure fabulous personry.

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: it’s spelled medieval

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: At least in fencing there is a quiet, refined grace about it. Lots of honor and courtesy.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: Martial arts is about balancing your mind and body. no all about combat

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Trust me, SCA heavy combat is all ABOUT honor and courtesy.

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: learn to spell, and THEN step in a ring with me.

Samildanach: Wartooth118: SCA combat is not all about combat to any greater degree. It’s just western martial arts.

INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified.

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: My ****ing T key is sticking

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: medival times?

Wartooth118: Samildanach: Which is an unrefined, primitive style at best

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Dude, you HAVEN’T SEEN IT. How on earth do you feel justified to judge it?

INCIT-Bot 5000: And the results are in!

Samildanach: Wartooth118: I mean, if you’re trolling, more power, but if you’re serious, I don’t get where you’re coming from.

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: you really need to stop talking about subjects on which you have no prior knowledge.

Snazz: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Wartooth118: Samildanach: Yes, I have. I observed a field of you people once, beating each other for no apparent reason.

Samildanach: Gratz, Snazz.

Snazz: Samildanach: Thank you

DmechaD: Snazz: ROW ROW

Samildanach: Wartooth118: A field. So, no one-on-one combat?

INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun!

Samildanach: Wartooth118: And are you sure it’s the same people?

Wartooth118: Samildanach: No grace…nothing refined…nothing wiht any real order….it’s just a bunch of pencil pushers with a chip on their shoulder

VespaCarmyn: woooow. You have no ****ing idea what you’re talking about.

Wartooth118: Like an extra nerdy version of fight club

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Seriously, dude, 10/10, but I think if this is all you’ve got, we’ll have to stop talking now.

Snazz: Wartooth118: As a follower of the chaotic teachings of Loki, I have no idea why any of this is a bad thing.

Wartooth118: I’m getting bored. LOL I TROL U

You: I’m Wartooth118. If it reads Samildanch: Wartooth118, that means he’s speaking to me specifically

Stranger: well

Stranger: so what for

Stranger: why you do that?

You: Mainly for the “lulz” A.K.A. entertainment

You: It’s like a dance

You: The person takes a stab at you,

You: You have to find a way spin it and make it in your favor

Stranger: you should get some thing to do

You: This IS what I do

Stranger: hoho

You: Just be glad I’m civil to you, fine upstanding member of society.

You: ANGRYFAIC

Stranger: you like debating

You: Yes

You: Except with less facts

You: and more lulz. And more anger

Stranger: you can talk really well

You: Basically, a successful troll is an extremely effective debater

You: Why thank you

You: See,

You: You’ll see a lot of people trying to be a good troll

You: “**** OFF YOU fabulous person fine upstanding member of society”

You: ETC, ETC.

You: To be honest, it makes a mockery out of the real trolls.

Stranger: well you are a expert of troll

You: Why thank you good sir.

You: I will take my leave. please refer to this site first, if you will

You: http://sourmath.com/ (DO NOT CLICK. THE LINK IS A BROWSER HIJACKER)

Stranger: ok

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