Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey sexy

You: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.

You may appeal your case in this chat session, which is being logged for archival purposes.

Stranger: i’m just goofing off

You: Goofing off or no, you were still atempting to solicit illicit picures of a minor

Stranger: never asked for any pictures from anyone

You: From previous complaints, this is not the case

Stranger: i have recieved no pictures nore asked for anyone

Stranger: your a troll

Stranger: stop playing games, i’m just just trying to kill some time

You: Considering how you started this conversation, I find this highly unlikely

You: I suggest you take this seriously

You: Your future is very much on the line

Stranger: ok well what do i need to do to proove that i did nothing wrong

You: Have you archived any chat sessions?

Stranger: and how can i be sure you aren’t one of those morons playing a chris hanson game lol

Stranger: no i have not as i am only killing time

You: I have warned you once to take this seriously

You: Killing time by atempting to obtain child pornography?

Stranger: i have done no such thing

You: From the sheer amoun of complaints the staff have recieved, this is not the case.

You: There are upwards of one hundred fify (150) complaints recieved

Stranger: i haven’t even had that many conversations on here

You: Our records show differently

Stranger: well then please tell me how i proove that i am doing no such thing

You: I request that you not attempt to decieve us

Stranger: i am not try to decieve you

You: If you have any evidence to the contrary, I strongly suggest you present it now

You: As soon as this connecion is broken, the system will then relay his chatlog straight to the FBI’s internet crime division.

Stranger: lol busted

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Epic.

Also, omegle has gotten wise to this. Try posting it and it comes up all gray. Damn, I’m awesome.