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	A Very Important Message From The Unknown Comic Now I can see it. Thanks, was. (view post)	05/14/2009
	A Very Important Message From The Unknown Comic scully Posted: Awww, man. You have no restraint. lol Oh god, I guess it is pretty fail. Log in to see images! I guess I understand. It is the closer in the book, though. Might not fit, but if Anansi’s singing it at the end… (view post)	05/14/2009
	A Very Important Message From The Unknown Comic ChilePepino Posted: sweennd eistpor slosersd Man, you’re not even trying to get close to real words now. (view post)	05/14/2009
	A Very Important Message From The Unknown Comic scully Posted: My net is crappy, it has like 15 minutes to go. Log in to see images! You don’t have to, man, I’m all ready high. Though, still intrigued. All I know is that if it doesn’t have “Baby, Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood” at the end, it’s pretty fail. (view post)	05/14/2009
	A Very Important Message From The Unknown Comic scully Posted: I think you are pretty damn cool, always have. I don’t think I can talk anyone into anything, least of all over the net. However, I don’t want you to wake up loaded with regret, so I will upload my mix disc of songs that sound like American Gods and send you the mediafire link. You can listen to it instead. Log in to see images! American Gods? I’m intrigued. (view post)	05/14/2009
	A Very Important Message From The Unknown Comic Tesfan Posted: imagine a ball of weed…the size of the sun…being shot into the sun… Log in to see images! I like the way you think. (view post)	05/14/2009
	A Very Important Message From The Unknown Comic The Unknown Raepdog Posted: Worn thin? Its thick and spread all over. You’re a funny guy but stop with the drugs man, there are other ways. Like drinking. Or life. Hello, I’m the Unknown Comic. Maybe you’ve read my recent post pleading for help for my psychological addiction. If you did, you’d also know that drinking only makes me want to get high even more. Even amphetamines, the worker ant of the drug world, makes me want to cheef. Literally the only thing that makes me forget about mary jane is sleep. Then I dream about slim red headed women and all the terrible things they could do to my average sized male reproductive organ. I’m the Unknown Comic, wishing you a good life. (view post)	05/14/2009
	A Very Important Message From The Unknown Comic Adapt Posted: is it good weed? It’s pretty good. It’s dry and there’s not much of it, but it’s decent, especially since I’ve been two days clean. (view post)	05/14/2009
	A Very Important Message From The Unknown Comic Hello, I’m The Unknown Comic. You might known me from such television clbumics as The Gong Show and the website soon to be preyed upon by domain squatters, Forumwarz. I’m speaking you today because of a very insignificant problem. I’m talking about my entirely trivial addiction to the drug known as marijuana. You might know it by it’s street names: pot, weed, chiba, viper, ganja, tree, trom, and literally over a dozen other names. Sure, it’s not a physical addiction like one would experience with heroin or cocaine. It’s entirely in my head. I don’t need to “blaze” and get “high.” I just really, really want to. Especially because I’ve been drinking and I only like to drink to increase the effects of marihuana. Maybe you’ve heard about my recent worries over drug testing in order to procure a minimum wage job doing menial, even degrading work for a highly unethical national entity. That’s why I need your help. That’s right you. Dull, stupid, unfunny, maybe even ugly, you. I’m about a minute away from packing a bowl and smoking that **** right to my face. Do your part. Tell me you love me. Tell me that the woman I love will leave her husband and her child to be with me, an unemployed, chubby man with anger AND self-esteem issues. Tell me I’m funny even though my gimmick has worn pretty thin. Tell me I’ll be successful even though I tell myself every hour, “One of these days, I’m going to blow my brains out.” So, please, be my narcotic anonymous sponsor and help me overcome this non-existant problem that I myself could overcome if I had even the smallest amount of will power. The life you save might be my own. I’m the Unknown Comic and I definitely plan on getting high tonight. (view post)	05/14/2009
	The Forumwarz Book Club: An Idea Doomed To Fail Aldo_Anything Posted: Starting chapter 3 now. Chapter 3 is where it starts to get good. (view post)	05/14/2009
	** Test Man, what bull. I clean myself with paper towels and bottled water, because I had no running water. I dress up like a goon, with a tucked in shirt and my hair parted on the left. Eat my $30 ** clean pills, don’t eat anything because the instructions told me not to, don’t even have a cigarette because I’m afraid that might be considered a “toxin.” Walk myself over to Wal-Mart, answer their stupid questions (only lying once). I get to the end of the interview and I’m waiting for them to tell me where to go for my drug test aaaaaaaaaaaaaand… I don’t have to take it today, because they haven’t been able to get ahold of my references. So, I ate $30 for my own amusement. Then I had to walk back to my apartment in the rain. At least my water’s back on. (view post)	05/14/2009
	Wait, is this Gaia? The Unknown Comic Posted: Same as it EVER was Same as it ever was (view post)	05/14/2009
	Wait, is this Gaia? The Unknown Comic Posted: Same as it ever was Same as it EVER was (view post)	05/14/2009
	Wait, is this Gaia? The Unknown Comic Posted: Same as it ever was Same as it ever was (view post)	05/14/2009
	Wait, is this Gaia? The Unknown Comic Posted: Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was (view post)	05/14/2009
	Wait, is this Gaia? The Unknown Comic Posted: Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was (view post)	05/14/2009
	Wait, is this Gaia? The Unknown Comic Posted: Letting the days go by (Let the water hold me down) Letting the days go by (Water flowing underground) Into the blue again (After the moneys gone) Once in a lifetime (Water flowing underground) Same as it ever was. (view post)	05/14/2009
	Wait, is this Gaia? Inertia Posted: How did I get here Letting the days go by (Let the water hold me down) Letting the days go by (Water flowing underground) Into the blue again (After the moneys gone) Once in a lifetime (Water flowing underground) (view post)	05/14/2009
	Epic Prank Call. Guys, peep these totes epic prank callz: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Come on, pick up the **ing phoneLog in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Jesus, doesn’t this fabulous person have an answering machine?Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hello What’s up, HOMO Log in to see images! Log in to see images!** You’ve reached the home of blankityblankblankblank I sure did, GAY PERSON Log in to see images! Log in to see images!I’m currently not home, but if you leave your name, number, and a brief message after the tone, I’ll get back to you as soon as I can BEEEEP Howdy-do, fabulous person BURGER? Log in to see images! -end call- Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hello? Is this totallyrealpersonwithaphone? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Yes, who is this? This is Mr. Kramdenson with the…the dog police Log in to see images! Log in to see images! The what? The dog police, sir Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Not interested. Good bye. -end call- Well, a dog recently told us that you were a fabulous person!Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hello. Yes, hello, is this livingperson? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Yes, it is. How can I help you? Well, this is the Center for…Phones and we were wondering if your phone had the new magic touch application installed Log in to see images! Log in to see images! I don’t believe it does, what is that? Well, it, uh, it’s like an automatic speed dial. Like, it just knows who you want to callLog in to see images! Log in to see images! No, my phone can’t do that, but it sounds amazing. How can I make my phone do that? Well, you…you have to hang up your phone and then we’ll install the magic touch application on your phone over the phone wires Log in to see images! Log in to see images! All righty. -end call- What a **ing SUCKER Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images!** Namewithheldbecausetheyretooreal’s Sub Shop, is this for pick up or for delivery? Delivery Log in to see images! Log in to see images! What would you like, sir? Uh…woman's genitals giggleLog in to see images! Log in to see images! Quit tying up our **ing lines, kid, or I’m going to call the cops. -end call- Hahaha, woman's genitals Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hello? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hi, is this the Center for Phones? No. What? Who is this? Log in to see images! Log in to see images!*It’s livingperson, I was supposed to get the magic touch application on my phone. I don’t think it installed properly. How the * did you get my number, dude? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! I star-69’d you. Star 69? What the is Star 69? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Um, you just dial star and then 6 and 9 and it calls the last person who called you. Wait, this is a real thing? Oh my god, I’m so *ed, my mom’s going to be so angry with me. Oh, man, oh man…begins to softly weep*Log in to see images! Log in to see images!Um, sorry to bother you -endcall- ****ING RAD! (view post)	05/14/2009
	Epic Prank Call. Why don’t you clean the **** out of your head, jerky? (view post)	05/14/2009

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