Man, what bull****.

I clean myself with paper towels and bottled water, because I had no running water. I dress up like a goon, with a tucked in shirt and my hair parted on the left. Eat my $30 **** clean pills, don’t eat anything because the instructions told me not to, don’t even have a cigarette because I’m afraid that might be considered a “toxin.” Walk myself over to Wal-Mart, answer their stupid questions (only lying once). I get to the end of the interview and I’m waiting for them to tell me where to go for my drug test aaaaaaaaaaaaaand…

I don’t have to take it today, because they haven’t been able to get ahold of my references. So, I ate $30 for my own amusement. Then I had to walk back to my apartment in the rain.

At least my water’s back on.