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Love to Laugh: The Unknown Comic Valentine's Day Special on HallmarkMuch love, people, much love.My wife gave me a special gift this Valentine’s Day. Divorce papers! But we’re still friends. I even helped her move. Into a shallow grave behind the Snappy’s! I guess you could say I stole her heart and ate it while vigorously masturbating and watching Say Anything! But I love Valentine’s Day. It’s the only holiday I observe. Except for Ramdan! Asalamalekum My first wife, on our first Valentine’s Day together, got me a wonderful new suit. I felt bad because all I gave her was tuberculosis! And I coughed up blood on the suit, so way to get me a bloody suit, woman's genitals! My youngest daughter, Corinne Lubelle Comic, made me a Valentine’s Day card this year. What a cheap little ****! Strippers are always nicer on Valentine’s Day. That’s why it almost hurts when I tell them they won’t ever complete med school! If there’s one thing you need to remember this Valentine’s it’s that love is not real. It was invented by the Elders of Zion in order to convince people their lives has substance and meaning so they’ll continue to work and not kill themselves, thus ****ing up the means of production. That’s why this Valentine’s I’m going to take some ecstasy and rub my male reproductive organ against the Hamburgler at a McDonald’s play place! (view post) |
02/14/2009 |
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Dear Forumwarz,Hey, calm down. Revert some very special spoilerpedia articles. It seems to be the only thing that tickles your balls. (view post) |
02/14/2009 |
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VileDG-Root Posted:
I talked with Evil Trout and he said he’s going to change the board rules just so you don’t feel mildly discomfited.
Also, the game will be replaced with checkers.
Trust me, it’s an improvement. (view post) |
02/14/2009 |
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**** PLZ.HAHAHA REMEMBER LIKE A YEAR AGO WHEN TOM CRUISE JUMPED ON A COUCH HOLY **** WILL THAT EVER STOP BEING TOPICAL? (view post) |
02/11/2009 |
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**** PLZ.Hey, Short Fun-Size of Sexy Doom you’re just in time!Just in time to make Forumwarz EVEN ****TIER! But seriously, I’d love to hear more about your boyfriend and how he bugs. You know, because sometimes I forget why I’m about to kill myself and I need to go scrambling for another reason! Judging by your name and your pictures I bet you think yourself a pretty quirky girl. Maybe a little hipster sensibility, a dash of attitude. How long did it take for VaguelyAlternativeChick.com to ship out your personality? But seriously, you seem great. You’d actually be great if you just left now though. (view post) |
02/10/2009 |
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People keep ****ing that the flamebate community is ****tier than ever: Suggest how to fix/improve it ITTAlso, you shouldn’t sticky threads by Xylon. It sets a bad example for new posters. (view post) |
02/10/2009 |
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People keep ****ing that the flamebate community is ****tier than ever: Suggest how to fix/improve it ITTSterilization! (view post) |
02/09/2009 |
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FORUMWARZ IS KNITLog in to see images!
LOOK AT THAT CRAFTSMENSHIP! (view post) |
02/05/2009 |
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FORUMWARZ IS SHOTLog in to see images!
Thank god, now I don’t have to do it AND my kids can eat! (view post) |
02/05/2009 |
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FORUMWARZ IS SHORTLog in to see images!
And it makes you look like a ****ING TRAMP YOUNG LADY (view post) |
02/05/2009 |
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FORUMWARZ IS SHIRTLog in to see images!
But it’s camo so I can’t see it. THANK GOD! (view post) |
02/05/2009 |
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FORUMWARZ IS ****It’s so bad I wouldn’t feed it to a retard!
It’s so hard to watch my mother starve! (view post) |
02/05/2009 |
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FORUMWARZ IS ****BABY IF YOU EVER WONDERED WONDERED WHATEVER BECAME OF ME I’M LIVING ON THE AIR IN CINCINNATI CINCINNATI WKRP (view post) |
02/05/2009 |
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FORUMWARZ IS ****DID I SAY **** I MEANT HIT
A HIT IN THE SOLAR PLEXUS! (view post) |
02/05/2009 |
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FORUMWARZ IS ****F is for the ****ing network time outs O is for the Other ways you suck R is for the Retards who dwell with in U is for how Useless you are M is for the Memes that you spew W is for the Wasted money you eat A is for the Awful endgame R is for the Retards who dwell with in Z is for the Zeros which should bomb this game (view post) |
02/05/2009 |
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FORUMWARZ IS ****Forumwarz is so much **** it smells like crap!
Forumwarz is so bad that if it got any worse they’d have to call it Forumwarz 2!
Forumwarz is such a bad game it makes Chicken Limbo look like the Evel Knevel stunt bike!
Forumwarz is so bad that if it had a fireworks display all it would have is snakes! (view post) |
02/05/2009 |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE FRANGINA IS BANNEDHey, Jarwain, I just bought a box of internet at the store and I don’t know what to do, could you help?
It’s a kind of above-ground pool right? (view post) |
02/05/2009 |
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ITT: Forumwarz celebrates Black History MonthDo we get an e-peen for this? That’s the reason we stick around right, that’s the end game portion?
Anyway, Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year. However, blacks have the longest history of any people.
The Blackman is the original man. From him came all brown, yellow, red, and white people. By using a special method of birth control law, the Blackman was able to produce the white race. This method of birth control was developed by a Black scientist known as Yakub, who envisioned making and teaching a nation of people who would be diametrically opposed to the Original People. A Race of people who would one day rule the original people and the earth for a period of 6,000 years. Yakub promised his followers that he would graft a nation from his own people, and he would teach them how to rule his people, through a system of tricks and lies whereby they use deceit to divide and conquer, and break the unity of the darker people, put one brother against another, and then act as mediators and rule both sides.
The Honorable Elijah Muhammad told us of a giant Mother Plane that is made like the universe, spheres within spheres. White people call them unidentified flying objects (UFOs). Ezekiel, in the Old Testament, saw a wheel that looked like a cloud by day but a pillar of fire by night. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that that wheel was built on the island of Nippon, which is now called Japan, by some of the Original scientists. It took $15 billion in gold at that time to build it. It is made of the toughest steel. America does not yet know the composition of the steel used to make an instrument like it. It is a circular plane, and the Bible says that it never makes turns. Because of its circular nature it can stop and travel in all directions at speeds of thousands of miles per hour. He said there are 1,500 small wheels in this Mother Wheel, which is a half mile by a half mile (800 m by 800 m). This Mother Wheel is like a small human-built planet. Each one of these small planes carry three bombs.
The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said these planes were used to set up mountains on the earth. The Qur’an says it like this: We have raised mountains on the earth lest it convulse with you. How do you raise a mountain, and what is the purpose of a mountain? Have you ever tried to balance a tire? You use weights to keep the tire balanced. That’s how the earth is balanced, with mountain ranges. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that we have a type of bomb that, when it strikes the earth a drill on it is timed to go into the earth and explode at the height that you wish the mountain to be. If you wish to take the mountain up a mile (1.6 km), you time the drill to go a mile (1.6 km) in and then explode. The bombs these planes have are timed to go one mile (1.6 km) down and bring up a mountain one mile (1.6 km) high, but it will destroy everything within a 50-square-mile (130 km²) radius. The white man writes in his above top secret memos of the UFOs. He sees them around his military installations like they are spying.
That Mother Wheel is a dreadful-looking thing. White folks are making movies now to make these planes look like fiction, but it is based on something real. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that Mother Plane is so powerful that with sound reverberating in the atmosphere, just with a sound, she can crumble buildings.
Word. (view post) |
02/03/2009 |
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Happy Anniversary ForumWarzEvery day is the one year anniversary of when Forumwarz started sucking a little bit more! (view post) |
02/03/2009 |
WHY THE **** IS handofg0d BACK AT A PERMABAN AGAIN?And thus Forumwarz becomes an even ****tier place. (view post) |
02/02/2009 | |