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Evil Trout, You Amaze MeWhat has six legs, six eyes, three woman's genitalss, and no ability to write their own content?Crotch Zombie! I don’t know who’s more pathetic: CelerySteve for writing Flamebate fanfiction or Crotch Zombie for buying it! Do the forums have to write your game now? Hey, at least we’ll get new content! I just feel sorry for Jalapeno Bootyhole. Now that ET knows someone else who can string words together, JB’ll probably get taken out behind the shed and shot. So…I guess good things can come of this! But, seriously, the best part is Steve’s new feeling of self-importance and Raepdog’s new feeling of rejection. I’m not even kidding, CS’s new srs fabulous person trolling persona where he pretends he was never a meme spewing retard who’s superior to everyone on the board is pretty damn effective. Against Raepdog at least. Also, I think e-peen should be renamed to PLS PLAY OUR GAME pointz. Now, I haven’t played the quest. It might be funny, it might not, I don’t care. I just wanted to point out CZ’s increasing irrelevance in the game they created. Every addition seems to increase the complaints, does nothing to level of fun, and takes forever to come out. The new quest is actually a good thing, it’s actual game play. Granted, the game play is ****tier than a German prostitute, but it’s not just shuffling around money and items. BUT YOU DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THE INTIATIVE TO WRITE IT Log in to see images! What I’m trying to say is I’ve written a quest and it contains some really clever and funny swearing. (view post) |
02/24/2009 |
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What should I do with Generichaxor Fan Club?Nuke it from orbit. (view post) |
02/24/2009 |
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ITT: Spoilers from the 80sReagan is the best president ever(view post) |
02/22/2009 |
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Generichaxor secrets revealedOleg is a good poster. (view post) |
02/22/2009 |
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You know you're bored when...You know you’re a redneck when you name your daughter Meth! (view post) |
02/21/2009 |
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ITT Generichaxor runs a totally legit and non-toxxtastic contest.zagerblag Posted:
Noted.
You are biased though, you’re in the klan and you can benefit from the contest.
What’s logical is that haxor broke toxx rules and that means they get banned.Those are the rules, they don’t change because some people might be mean Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/21/2009 |
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ITT Generichaxor runs a totally legit and non-toxxtastic contest.I just want to know why Zagerblag is defending generichaxor so hard. (view post) |
02/21/2009 |
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The Unknown Comic LIVE! at Antietam Creek, Maryland September 18th, 1862Great to be here at Antietam, great to be here.I haven’t seen this many dead Americans since the Trail of Tears! How about this Civil War, huh? What’s so civil about it? Here’s a hint: it’s probably NOT the enjoy How did Mary Todd Lincoln lose an eye? Abe was standing next to her, saw one of his negress slaves, got a boner, the boner burst through his pants and lodged in Mary Todd’s left eye, Abe panics, tries to get his male reproductive organ out of his wife’s eye, but the head of it is caught on her skull, he tries to lift it up and out, but ends up popping Mary Todd’s eye out, Abe ejaculates, slips on his own semen, grabs on to Mary Todd’s optic nerve to try to catch himself, and ends ripping the eye completely out and the White House is filled with screams! Talk about an emancipation! But seriously, this is a war about something, everyone has their reason for joining up. And that reason is $125 and all the morphine and gangrene you can carry in your veins! I know a lot of you are worried about losing your slaves as a result of all this war stuff, but let me tell you something: Nobody’s ever going to free the Irish! I hear if the south wins there’s going to be a slave in every house and and a father’s male reproductive organ in every daughter! Of course, if the North wins we’ll become the United States of Africa! But seriously, these could be good days for the darkies if the North wins. Soon, they might get to have a trial before being indiscriminately hung! And I do mean hung. I mean, jesus, Mandingo, you must have to **** cannons with a disability like that. You keep that away from white women, now. Seriously. For your own safety. Just remember folks, it doesn’t matter if you’re Northern or Southern. All that matters is we’re not red skins or mexicans or jews. (view post) |
02/20/2009 |
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IMPORTANT QUESTIONHOBART DON’T GO FOR THAT PEEN (view post) |
02/19/2009 |
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PETITION TO MAKE :headset4:If this happened it would reaffirm my faith in CZ and Forumwarz.
Also, I want a chat filter. (view post) |
02/19/2009 |
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Show me the funny and I'll show you 4 bpSo, a white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, a Canadian guy, a British guy, a French guy, a a Spanish guy, an Italian guy, an Irish guy, a Russian guy, a Chinese guy, a Japanese guy, an Australian guy, a guy from New Zealand, a Swedish guy, a Dutch guy, a German guy, a guy from Saudi Arabia, an Iraqi guy, a Pakistani guy, an Iranian guy, a Thai guy, a Korean guy, a Vietnamese guy, a German guy, a Finnish guy, a Luxembourgian guy, a Greek guy, an Israeli guy, a Palestinian guy, a Norwegian guy, an Egyptian guy, an Indonesia guy, a Kazakhstani guy, a Turkish guy, a cuban guy, a mexican guy, a Bolivian guy, an Albanian guy, a Filipino guy, a Swiss guy, a Costa Rican guy, a Guatemalan guy, a Lithuanian guy, a Romanian guy, a Ukrainian guy, a Mongolian guy, a Macedonian guy, a Haitian guy, an Ethiopian guy, a Danish guy, a Cambodian guy, a Bulgarian guy, a Brazilian guy, an Argentinian guy, and the Pope walk in to a barMan, what a sausage fest. (view post) |
02/19/2009 |
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I obviously deserve the "was is the whiniest ****" e-peen.
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02/16/2009 |
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I obviously deserve the "was is the whiniest ****" e-peen.FAIL Posted: (view post) |
02/16/2009 |
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I obviously deserve the "was is the whiniest ****" e-peen.FAIL Posted:
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02/16/2009 |
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I obviously deserve the "was is the whiniest ****" e-peen.FAIL Posted: |
02/16/2009 |
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Grammar Nazi requestzagerblag Posted:
There is no humor to detract from (view post) |
02/15/2009 |
I do not understand what auction abuse means anymoreAuction abuse means a lot of things.
It means a lot of responsibility.
It means always being there for each other.
It means long hours and a lot of elbow grease.
It means sidelong glances in the solarium.
It means hair in new places and other physical changes.
It means that you’ll have to testify.
It means that this is the best summer of our lives.
It means we’ll be that command isn’t sending helicopters.
It means never saying your sorry.
It means these colors don’t run!
mod edit: user banned for troll post (view post) |
02/15/2009 | |
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Love to Laugh: The Unknown Comic Valentine's Day Special on Hallmarkfabulous person
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I’M SO EDGY I SHOULD BE IN ****ING U2 (view post) |
02/14/2009 |
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Love to Laugh: The Unknown Comic Valentine's Day Special on HallmarkYou know what’s funny about CelerySteve? Everything but his posts!I mean, who vomits more **** on to this board then him? But then who got all srs about the declining quality of Flamebate? CelerySteve. Steve wants to have it all. He wants to annoy everyone and he wants to cuddle up in the bum of CZ. He wants to be a troll and he wants people to leave him alone when he’s getting trolled. Steve is so internet tough he reports people’s posts. I don’t mind, CelerySteve, he doesn’t bother me that much. It’s just sad to see somebody trying to be something they’re so obviously not A person with a personality. (view post) |
02/14/2009 |
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Love to Laugh: The Unknown Comic Valentine's Day Special on HallmarkCelerysteve Posted: (view post) |
02/14/2009 |