Auction abuse means a lot of things.

It means a lot of responsibility.

It means always being there for each other.

It means long hours and a lot of elbow grease.

It means sidelong glances in the solarium.

It means hair in new places and other physical changes.

It means that you’ll have to testify.

It means that this is the best summer of our lives.

It means we’ll be that command isn’t sending helicopters.

It means never saying your sorry.

It means these colors don’t run!

mod edit: user banned for troll post

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