What has six legs, six eyes, three woman's genitalss, and no ability to write their own content?

Crotch Zombie!

I don’t know who’s more pathetic: CelerySteve for writing Flamebate fanfiction or Crotch Zombie for buying it!

Do the forums have to write your game now?

Hey, at least we’ll get new content!

I just feel sorry for Jalapeno Bootyhole. Now that ET knows someone else who can string words together, JB’ll probably get taken out behind the shed and shot.

So…I guess good things can come of this!

But, seriously, the best part is Steve’s new feeling of self-importance and Raepdog’s new feeling of rejection. I’m not even kidding, CS’s new srs fabulous person trolling persona where he pretends he was never a meme spewing retard who’s superior to everyone on the board is pretty damn effective.

Against Raepdog at least.

Also, I think e-peen should be renamed to PLS PLAY OUR GAME pointz.

Now, I haven’t played the quest. It might be funny, it might not, I don’t care.

I just wanted to point out CZ’s increasing irrelevance in the game they created. Every addition seems to increase the complaints, does nothing to level of fun, and takes forever to come out.

The new quest is actually a good thing, it’s actual game play. Granted, the game play is ****tier than a German prostitute, but it’s not just shuffling around money and items.

BUT YOU DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THE INTIATIVE TO WRITE IT Log in to see images!

What I’m trying to say is I’ve written a quest and it contains some really clever and funny swearing.