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Sabre_Justice Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Just came in to say hi. And cut myself. Log in to see images!
Uh, no offence but the RPing forum is down there.

That’s my alt. I keep accidentally posting as him, when I mean to post as me.

...GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You dolt.
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igreat timestears Posted:

Just came in to say hi. And cut myself. Log in to see images!

Uh, no offence but the RPing forum is down there.

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Almac Zakarion
Male Human Fighter
Age 32
Level 4
    
        STR 16 (+3)    DEX 14 (+2)    CON 14 (+2)
        INT 13 (+1)    WIS 10 (+0)    CHA 12 (+1)
        
        AC 21
          + 1 Dex Bonus
          + 9 Armour Bonus: Soulcage
          + 1 Deflection: Vanity
    
        Initiative: 16 (+4 Improved Initiative)
        Fortitude:  +6 (4 base + 2 Con)
        Reflex:     +3 (1 base + 2 Dex)
        Willpower:  +1 (1 base + 0 Wis)
        
        Base Attack Bonus: +4
        Melee Attack:      +7
          Black Kestrel    +8   1d10+4    x3     
          MW Battleaxe     +8   1d8+4     x3
        Ranged Attack:     +6
          MW C. Longbow    +7   1d8       x3    (40)


Languages
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Common
Dwarven
Abyssal
        
        
Skills
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Intimidate           8 (7 ranks + 1 Cha)
Ride                 4 (2 ranks + 2 Dex)
Climb                5 (2 ranks + 3 Str)
Listen               2 (2 ranks + 0 Wis)  
Knowledge (History)  3 (2 ranks + 1 Int)*
Knowledge (City)     2 (1 rank  + 1 Int)
Knowledge (Arcana)   3 (2 ranks + 1 Int)*
----------------------------------------


Feats
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Weapon Focus (Halberd)
Weapon Specialisation (Halberd)
Power Attack
Improved Initiative
Combat Expertise
Cleave
    
    
Equipment
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Black Kestrel: +1 Halberd            2310gp   15lb
Soulcage: +1 Spiked Fullplate        2700gp   50lb
MW Battleaxe                          310gp    7lb
MW Composite Longbow                  400gp    3lb
- Arrows                      x40       2gp    6lb
Vanity: Ring of +1 Protection        2000gp    -
Potion: Bull’s Strength        x2     600gp    -
Potion: Cure Moderate Wounds   x2     600gp    -
Backpack                                2gp    2lb
Caltrops                                1gp    2lb
Crowbar                                 2gp    5lb
Bedroll                                 1sp    5lb
Bullseye lantern                       12gp    3lb
Rope                                    1gp   10lb
Signal whistle                          8sp    -
Tindertwigs                   x10       1gp    -
Traveller's Outfit                       -     5lb
-------------------------------------------------------------
Total:                                        106lb (Med. Enc.)
Remaining:                             58gp
                                        1sp

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ARMERICA****YEAH Posted:

Same. I swear I have every Gurps sourcebook ever released in the history of ever and I don’t even use it except for a stripped-down homebrew variant for THS. Log in to see images!

Why do you have to make so many good books, Steve Jackson, why? Log in to see images!

I’d probably buy GURPS: Sesame Street in a heartbeart, because goddamn it will be the best Sesame Street sourcebook out there.Log in to see images!

...that’s a joke, right?

Though it would be hilarious to make an Avenue Q variant.

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eponymous_ennui Posted:

If nobody minds, I’m going to write up histories for each of the respective magical weapons and armour you’re holding because it’s a slow day and, frankly, I quite enjoy this kind of thing. Log in to see images!. So, here goes nothing.

 

Black Kestrel: This halberd +1 feels slightly cool and clammy to the touch for some reason. Forged from fire-blackened steel, the blade of the halberd is carved into a baroque representation of many screaming human faces, each etched out in pure fear or pain. They say that the Kestrel is pure evil, that it was forged by a devil in the fires of the Nine Hells from the soul of a young child, beaten out upon an infernal furnace until her very sufferance formed the cold iron of the halberd. In the middle of the night, when all is still, if you listen very carefully… you might still hear her scream.

Soulcage: Forged from a single ore of iron alloyed by strange alchemical formulas and ancient spells, this spiked full-plate +1 is ornate and carved with a persistent rose insignia so that should a sword or spear strike the armour, instead of glancing off and perchance striking a more vital region, the point simply remains stuck in place. Though it has seen many wars and yet more decades, the black steel still remains as polished as it was when it was first forged. Indeed, some say that the armour saps at the soul of its wearer bit by bit, until nothing but paranoia and fear is left: and when that day comes, when the half-crazed warrior finally loses his mind and takes his own life, his soul will finally join the innumerous previous wielders within that black monstrosity of an armour. And the Soulcage glints just a little bit brighter than it used to.

Vanity: this silver ring of protection +1 is plain and unadorned on the outside; however, on the inside, a small cruelly-shaped barb appears poised to pierce the flesh of anyone who tries to wear it. Upon closer examination, the entire inside of the ring is an extremely elaborate low-relief carving of a scorpion, the barb being the creature’s extended sting. In the distance, one can see the detail of dunes and even a sunset. Legend has it that this was the ring that started the war between House Detrius and Euris, that this ring was commissioned from Euris to Detrius as a gift on the young Baroness’ wedding: a poignant reminder of the old City proverb, “o vanity, thy sting is venomous indeed”.

Glath: this long dagger +1 appears to be carved from a man’s femur that is then bound with hide and sharpened to a deadly point. While notched and scratched from wear and tear, the Dwarven runic carvings that adorn every inch of the weapon can still be read clearly: it is a warning to all who may oppose the might of the Dark Seers, a cult of subterranean deep dwarves who worship a strange and ancient power. The script then goes on to exhort the prowess and skill of the Dark Seers and their many legendary deeds; you haven’t quite heard of the Dark Seers, but you suppose that the bone was “donated” by someone who has and did not agree with them.

Loreseeker: carved from the antlers of a majestic stag, this longbow +1 is threaded with the finest spidersilk and is almost impossible to break. The elven name “Loreseeker” is carved onto the inner recurve of the bow: it’s not quite sure if that is the name of the former owner or the name of the bow, but through the ages that has been the name the bow took for itself. For some strange inexplicable reason, the bowstring is knotted in the dead middle: this doesn’t affect the bow’s pull or strength, but is rather puzzling all the same, having no precedence in neither elvish nor human bow-making. For a name like Loreseeker, almost nothing is known about this bow.

ran over this girl from work at college today

wish I could help ya. do u live in Crimea?

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Do you try to avoid copyright infringement?

Ah. I must not be up to there yet.

Still though, are you going to only have parody brands all the way through?

LOL’RLY lipstick cracked me up.

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This isn’t entirely relevant, but when reading the Player’s Handbook, it mentions cheese a lot, and I get a hankering for cheese.

It’s kinda weird.