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	Do you try to avoid copyright infringement? I’ve noticed that while Forumwarz parodies a lot of tech things (Asimov operating system, iPrune), I don’t think I’ve actually seen any real major trademarks or sites featured in the game. This got me when I was going to suggest pwning SomethingAwful as a high level mission (yes, I went there). Is this deliberate? (view post)	11/13/2007
	hey doods. Just as well I’m taking it real damn slow. (view post)	11/13/2007
	D&D Interest Check Now I’m just going to have my character begin daring him to ‘do’ things… Not with him, of course. Zack is a boring ol’ heterosexual, just like me, but he’s ex-military and knows how to get a guy to do really entertaining but stupid and dangerous things when they’re drunk. (view post)	11/13/2007
	Post the nearest sex offender! Is there an Australian version? (view post)	11/13/2007
	D&D Interest Check So far we have a promiscuous rogue, a socially inept necromancer who talks to his rat and a silent killing machine. No room for comedy there, nosiree. (view post)	11/13/2007
	If i ever have children i'll name them starsky and **** my kid will be named male reproductive organsmasher (view post)	11/13/2007
	If you've been raped, here is a website that can help you: when you get to hell, all those women will be tasering you forever (view post)	11/13/2007
	I was watching something on the History Channel... ‘the history of tanks blowing **** up’ is always good watching (view post)	11/13/2007
	TO U GUYS THAT TURN OFF SIGS cool (view post)	11/12/2007
	I married a Dutch Godzilla! (56k no) godzilla vs king kong (view post)	11/12/2007
	ITT what was Flezz before it was intarweb currency? kinky_gerl87 Posted: Red_Machine_D Posted: another name for great times? Fun Fact: Flezz began as a euphemism for female ejaculate back in Thornhill, Ontario, in the early 90’s Close, hehe. Though given the countless nicknames that have been given to both money and body fluids over the years, it’s probably been both at some point. (view post)	11/12/2007
	D&D Interest Check eponymous_ennui Posted: Sabre_Justice Posted: OK, those are in the DM Guide right? I’ll go through that later (I don’t have a hard copy with me, and have yet to fully read an online version). And my friend mentioned getting a +2 weapon. XP Not at this level! I guess it pays to just have one bigbum weapon you specialise in. Usually, yeah, but you can always still purchase that masterwork longsword! Anyway if I were you I’ll rather stock up on the interesting knick-knacks that come along in the wondrous item section: sometimes, those are just that more interesting, not to mention useful. Cool. I’ll go through those later on, I think. (view post)	11/12/2007
	D&D Interest Check eponymous_ennui Posted: Sabre_Justice Posted: The first one sounds about right. The handbook says Dwarven military phrases are quite popular among humans, so I went from there. I still need ideas for equipment. 9000gp right? I’ve got a Masterwork Halberd and Full Plate with spikes so far, and a longsword as a backup weapon. (I always keep a backup) How about a horse? Excellent. With 9k, you could probably get more than masterwork. Log in to see images! OK, those are in the DM Guide right? I’ll go through that later (I don’t have a hard copy with me, and have yet to fully read an online version). And my friend mentioned getting a +2 weapon. XP Not at this level! I guess it pays to just have one bigbum weapon you specialise in. (view post)	11/12/2007
	D&D Interest Check Alright, I’ll stick with the default then. (view post)	11/12/2007
	D&D Interest Check eponymous_ennui Posted: Sabre_Justice Posted: Alright then, should I change it to Dwarven? It seems to make the most sense of them all. Sure. Just come up with why you know Dwarven: for instance, did you bunk with a Dwarf in basic military training and became best friends with him before he died during a skirmish in the Wars, shot down by a drow archer? Or did you pick up Dwarven because you were brought up in the Dwarven ghetto slums of the City? The first one sounds about right. The handbook says Dwarven military phrases are quite popular among humans, so I went from there. I still need ideas for equipment. 9000gp right? I’ve got a Masterwork Halberd and Full Plate with spikes so far, and a longsword as a backup weapon. (I always keep a backup) How about a horse? (view post)	11/12/2007
	D&D Interest Check Alright then, should I change it to Dwarven? It seems to make the most sense of them all. (view post)	11/12/2007
	D&D Interest Check Fair nuff, that’s what I did. Working on first-level stats at the moment. I gave him Draconic as a second language, since he fought in these apparently ever-present Dragon Wars. Still working on that profile. EDIT: OK, here’s my level 4 profile. Whaddua think? Almac Zakarion Male Human Fighter Age 32 Level 4 STR 16 (+3) DEX 14 (+2) CON 14 (+2) INT 13 (+1) WIS 10 (+0) CHA 12 (+1) AC 13 + 2 Dex Bonus + 2 Armour Bonus: Leather Armour + 1 Shield Bonus: Buckler Initiative: 16 (+4 Improved Initiative) Fortitude: +6 (4 base + 2 Con) Reflex: +3 (1 base + 2 Dex) Willpower: +1 (1 base + 0 Wis) Base Attack Bonus: +4 Melee Attack: ... Ranged Attack: ... Languages ————- Common Draconic Skills ——— Intimidate (7) Jump (4) Climb (4) Ride (2) Knowledge (history) (2) Feats ——- Weapon Focus (Halberd) Power Attack Intimidating Strike [General, Fighter] (PH2 p79) Intimidate: 4 ranks When attacking as a Standard Action, subtract X from your attack roll, where X is from 0 to your Base Attack Bonus. If you hit, immediately make an Intimidate check with a bonus of X vs. the opponent you just hit. If successful, the opponent is Shaken for the rest of this encounter. Cleave Improved Initiative Combat Expertise Equipment ————- ... Still working on Equipment. I only have the Player’s Handbook to go by, so suggestions are appreciated. (view post)	11/12/2007
	D&D Interest Check Sweet. Now I just need to think of a name… ...and can I just roll stats? I find that fun, though I suppose there’s no way to prove my honesty. I’m terrible with names, so I’ll give him a catchy nickname too if I can. Now, to figure out the stuff a human Fighter can choose… dammit, I need the DM Guide. EDIT: The character so far: Almac Zakarion Male Human Fighter Age 32 Level 4 STR 16 (+3) DEX 14 (+2) CON 14 (+2) INT 12 (+1) WIS 10 (+0) CHA 12 (+1) Skills ——— Intimidate (4) Jump (4) Climb (4) Languages ————- Common Draconic Feats ——- Weapon Focus (Halberd) Power Attack Intimidating Strike [General, Fighter] (PH2 p79) Intimidate: 4 ranks When attacking as a Standard Action, subtract X from your attack roll, where X is from 0 to your Base Attack Bonus. If you hit, immediately make an Intimidate check with a bonus of X vs. the opponent you just hit. If successful, the opponent is Shaken for the rest of this encounter. I’ve having a friend help me out with choosing stuff. I added the skill description mostly for my own benefit. Thanks for the backstory, it helps a lot. (view post)	11/12/2007
	**** the internet! ASCII Goatse? (view post)	11/11/2007
	im gay too late (view post)	11/11/2007

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