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go back 2 1997

clik hear if u r good @ video game

well then ill never grow up

an your a bitter old man with no friends

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If someone posts their written stuff in a good format, I’ll copy it.

You got a quick and easy way to make a 4th level character?

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dead sea ftw

itt thread we honour our glorious dead.

if anime was real:

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eponymous_ennui Posted:

Sabre_Justice Posted:

Sweet.

Nondescript so far. Personally I’d prefer to start with the technical details and work from there, oddly enough.

As said, I’m thinking a fairly versatile warrior, with the halberd being only one of several weapons. Decked out in armour, though not to an extreme extent, and he likes it in black.

And I picked Neutral because I figure it’d be fun to play a character who just doesn’t give a damn what he does. So leaning heavily towards Neutral Evil.

And backstory… I’m not really into drama, but here goes…

How about a character who was once an honourable warrior believed to be destined for greatness and ended up joining the army… but over a few years he ended up seeing and doing enough horrible acts that he became disillusioned with what he formerly believed and by the end of it he just didn’t give a damn about good or evil anymore, and despite being hailed as a war hero he ended up doing any mercenary work that came his way if it paid enough. At some point he got on the wrong side of the local authorities and ended up thrown in a dungeon with a bunch other creepy folks…

Fair enough. Just a word of warning, though: a war hero means that there’s a good chance many of your military pals would recognise you on sight if you make a jail bust. Are you sure you don’t want to become an anonymous war veteran instead? Log in to see images!

The black armour can be explained by your character being part of the Obsidian Legion, an elite psych-ops strike force designed to strike fear and terror into the hearts of the enemy. Nothing quite says “badbum” as much as a bunch of men dressed in pure black armour smashing into your flanks in complete silence.

The most recent war would be the Dragon Wars, a number of years ago (six to ten; you decide), when Dentatus the Elder Red mounted an bumault on the City in a desperate bid to destroy the reincarnated form of Plinius, his twin. Armies were rallied to both sides of the wall, and there it raged for six months before Plinius came into his own power. In the process, though, a good sixth of the city was destroyed, and the ruined districts are still charred and abandoned, with rumours of it being haunted by the many vengeful shades of soldiers slain there.

Oh, and the orphanage question? He’d probably chuck a torch at it and make sure it burns. Whatever happens to the orphans is irrelevant.

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...you know what, I think you got it down.

And I didn’t mean that much of a hero, more like just a guy who was really popular with his platoon and home town. But hey, ‘sall good.

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Sweet.

Nondescript so far. Personally I’d prefer to start with the technical details and work from there, oddly enough.

As said, I’m thinking a fairly versatile warrior, with the halberd being only one of several weapons. Decked out in armour, though not to an extreme extent, and he likes it in black.

And I picked Neutral because I figure it’d be fun to play a character who just doesn’t give a damn what he does. So leaning heavily towards Neutral Evil.

And backstory… I’m not really into drama, but here goes…

How about a character who was once an honourable warrior believed to be destined for greatness and ended up joining the army… but over a few years he ended up seeing and doing enough horrible acts that he became disillusioned with what he formerly believed and by the end of it he just didn’t give a damn about good or evil anymore, and despite being hailed as a war hero he ended up doing any mercenary work that came his way if it paid enough. At some point he got on the wrong side of the local authorities and ended up thrown in a dungeon with a bunch other creepy folks…

In other words, I don’t care much for backstory, let’s kill things. I’ll think up stuff as I go along. I’ll keep thinking though, so far he seems to have the personality of a video game protagonist…

Oh, and the orphanage question? He’d probably chuck a torch at it and make sure it burns. Whatever happens to the orphans is irrelevant.

harder better faster stronger

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Sabre_Justice Posted:

stop posting

to be honest I’d rather continue

well **** you then good sir

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I need vodka.

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Seerow Posted:

Sabre_Justice Posted:

I have no idea what that is. I just created a kobold wizard as the sidekick of my dragon/t-rex brute, both being statistically improbable misfits.

Eh, probably gonna stick to a versatile fighter.

Pun-Pun,the most powerful character EVER. A level 5 kobold Wizard.

LAWL.

Hehehe, just as well I still go by that this is a role-playing game, not a competition.

Anyway, a character is beginning to form in my head… a mercantile soldier, Neutral in alignment (I expect it to change to Neutral Evil at some point), not picky about what keeps him alive and brings in money. As for weapons, I’m thinking a halberd and sword of some sort…

Should I keep the rest of the character rambling to myself? Just I could use some suggestions.