A horribly mutated woman's genitals.

I see a black mime playing peek-a-boo while flipping us off.

Therese Rowe Posted:

This is just a badly-disguised repeat. So, based on the prior woman's genitals-response and your lack of motivation, the official diagnosis is: a horribly mutated puberty.

It’s not my fault my Dad raped me. Oh wait… yes it is.

Anansi Posted:

I see a black mime playing peek-a-boo while flipping us off.

Sure signs of Dysthymic disorder, or an overactive thyroid. Avoiding mimes should be enough for the time being.

Crinkz Posted:

I took this inkblot to a professional, and he said he saw that you arn’t qualified to make these analyses and that I should write down your name and address, so I can call the police on you for giving people false information.

You took it to a professional of what, exactly? I dont know how some ‘professional’ can tell what credentials I have from viewing the inkblot you took to him. Perhaps your professional is in fact the impostor? Dont worry, I can help you find a qualified doctor in your area if this is the case.

Therese Rowe Posted:

but… how does it make you feel?

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Avoiding mimes should be enough for the time being.

It’s how I live my life.

Therese Rowe Posted:

Sure signs of Dysthymic disorder, or an overactive thyroid.

Funny you should say that…

Short of drawing a connection between the vulgar gesture of the mime and mild depression, it’s not clear where your diagnosis comes from.

In fact, the meta-diagnosis section of my advance copy of the DSM-V suggests you are suffering from bipolar disorder and/or paranoid schizophrenia, with a possible addition of premenstrual dysphoric disorder, bumuming you have not yet reached menopause. If you have, this signals a more serious condition.

Your symptoms can be lessened with treatment, but may never go away. Please schedule an appointment and we’ll see if we can’t keep you out of the asylum for another couple of years.

Crinkz Posted:

I took it to him again with your message, he then said “Just by your inkblot choice, I can tell you arn’t a qualified person to do this” he told me not to belive a word you say. Then I drank some water he gave me, now I feel strangly violated… What does this mean Therese Rowe?

Is that perchance Dr. H. Bennett? We’ve been rivals for some time. We disagree on the basics, but in general he knows what he is talking about. I fully support your seeing him.

Anansi Posted:

Funny you should say that…

Short of drawing a connection between the vulgar gesture of the mime and mild depression, it’s not clear where your diagnosis comes from.

In fact, the meta-diagnosis section of my advance copy of the DSM-V suggests you are suffering from bipolar disorder and/or paranoid schizophrenia, with a possible addition of premenstrual dysphoric disorder, bumuming you have not yet reached menopause. If you have, this signals a more serious condition.

Your symptoms can be lessened with treatment, but may never go away. Please schedule an appointment and we’ll see if we can’t keep you out of the asylum for another couple of years.

Allright, with all that medical jargon, you’ve officially turned me on! But, Ill try to suppress my feelings of lust long enough to explain my process. I bumumed the mime was a metaphor, the black-and-white of things, if you will. The fact that he was gesturing vulgarly at you lead me to bumume that you felt shunned by life in general.

You’re right to bumume I am bipolar. Unfortunatly even professionals can be afflicted.

Sorry if I missed anyone, Ill catch up later tonight!

Therese Rowe Posted:

Allright, with all that medical jargon, you’ve officially turned me on!

Well I hope you don’t have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, that heavy breathing could be too hard on you.

But, Ill try to suppress my feelings of lust long enough to explain my process.

Why? Do you think I care about the process? Kiss me, you autistic fool.

I bumumed the mime was a metaphor, the black-and-white of things, if you will. The fact that he was gesturing vulgarly at you lead me to bumume that you felt shunned by life in general.

Yeah…That’s the bull**** side of projective tests. But then, we knew that already.

You’re right to bumume I am bipolar. Unfortunatly even professionals can be afflicted.

Indeed. Sometimes that is why they go into the field in the first place.

Chocolate, hearts and woman's genitalss.