Avoiding mimes should be enough for the time being.

It’s how I live my life.

Therese Rowe Posted:

Sure signs of Dysthymic disorder, or an overactive thyroid.

Funny you should say that…

Short of drawing a connection between the vulgar gesture of the mime and mild depression, it’s not clear where your diagnosis comes from.

In fact, the meta-diagnosis section of my advance copy of the DSM-V suggests you are suffering from bipolar disorder and/or paranoid schizophrenia, with a possible addition of premenstrual dysphoric disorder, bumuming you have not yet reached menopause. If you have, this signals a more serious condition.

Your symptoms can be lessened with treatment, but may never go away. Please schedule an appointment and we’ll see if we can’t keep you out of the asylum for another couple of years.