Anansi Posted:

I see a black mime playing peek-a-boo while flipping us off.

Sure signs of Dysthymic disorder, or an overactive thyroid. Avoiding mimes should be enough for the time being.

Crinkz Posted:

I took this inkblot to a professional, and he said he saw that you arn’t qualified to make these analyses and that I should write down your name and address, so I can call the police on you for giving people false information.

You took it to a professional of what, exactly? I dont know how some ‘professional’ can tell what credentials I have from viewing the inkblot you took to him. Perhaps your professional is in fact the impostor? Dont worry, I can help you find a qualified doctor in your area if this is the case.