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crotchbiter_the_flaccid

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Bio:

Do the stillborn conjoined twin fetuses look like they're making out? 'Cause that would be totally hot!

Location:

Your Mother's Distended woman's genitals--I wrap it around me like a cape and pretend I'm Superman!

Interests:

involuntary euthenasia, Jesus-on-Hitler porn, deep intellectual discussion, and turning to stone in sunlight

Occupation:

Apprentice Masturbator

crotchbiter_the_flaccid loves the following website(s):

  • tubgirl.com
  • 4chan
Vitals
Class: Troll
Level: 22
Cred: 2243634
Buildr Score: 8
Job Points: 0

Posts made: 236
Threads started: 8

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 7

crotchbiter_the_flaccid's Stall
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scully wrote this on 04/16/2008 2:14PM:

Every time I run across your name I just have to giggle. Log in to see images!

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Vince Russo wrote this on 04/12/2008 6:06PM:

How did the Puerto Rican woman know that her daughter was having her period?

She could taste the blood on her son’s male reproductive organ.

ZING!~

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