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Regarding the new E-peen length system
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Don’t you guys think the theoretical cap of 13” was funny though? |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 12:42AM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Not in the least, what’s funny about a 13” peen that’s not also funny (or funnier) about a 17” peen? |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 12:47AM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Not really, since the whole concept of fictional male reproductive organ-comparison is based on continual one-ups-manship. No matter how long you claim your male reproductive organ is, someone out there will claim his/hers is longer. So, no upper limit to E-Peen length is actually the perfect way to go. |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 12:48AM |
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Czarnian bumbumin Posted:
I guess I’m thinking in terms of realism, whereas an ever-growing Peen just becomes a meaningless numerical standard.
I liked the idea of trying to reach a theoretical maximum, a perfect 10 out of 10. But I guess the Peenwhores have spoken. |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 12:58AM |
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God damn, I’ve had over an inch of my peen lopped off
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 1:06AM |
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I lost a little under three. enchantedjanelle edited this message on 12/12/2008 1:11AM |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 1:10AM |
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SimplyTHEBEST Posted:
I disagree, I quite like that your peen needs time to grow, really now these things don’t happen immediately in real life, well arousal aside.
NOOB question, but now that,from what i understand,e-peens now equal a set length (.03, 1, 2.5 whatever) will there be a list somewhere of what each e-peen is worth in length? Isabelle edited this message on 12/12/2008 2:15AM |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 1:15AM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Haha, I wrote you a freaking book length tubmail. It is your penalty for thinking that the peenwhores were going to be the ones to be sad sad sad about the 13.0” system long term. The peenwhores would have ended up being the only players who were sort of ok with it. |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 1:54AM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
I don’t see any problem with having a bigger than human peen.. I want a whale male reproductive organ in the game someday! |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 1:57AM |
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I just logged on to find my E-Peen had gone down quite a bit, and my first reaction was quite literally ‘wtf?’ Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 2:58AM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
If you’re thinking in terms of realism, you have to take into account that on the internet everybody’s male reproductive organ is larger than is actually physically possible, and that ever growing numbers that amount to meaningless standards are an actually accurate representation of how peen-waggling contests go on the net. |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 4:23AM |
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lost 5 goddamn inches >: |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 7:24AM |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 7:24AM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
What’s fun about realistic things? |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 7:25AM |
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Man.
I’ve lost a good 5 inches, at least.
Guess it makes sense in a twisted sorta way, though. Casual FW player=itty bitty e-peen! The Ferv edited this message on 12/12/2008 7:30AM |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 7:28AM |
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Fran Posted:
You, madame, having a 10.5” wang is definitely not realistic…is it? Log in to see images!
But in the end, you guys are right. You need something to strive for and negative reinforcement in the form of shrinkage is really no fun. And thanks for the Tubmail, scully, you made some great points.
So if you look at the leaderboards now, scully still has a 12.9” E-Peen. I’m still not sure what that means (I’ll feel pretty stupid if ET posted about it elsewhere) but if it’s your relative Peen length, I think that’s kind of a cool stat to have! We could rank that in addition to total Peen length.
It’s been mentioned before, but I like the idea of seeing your total Peen count (girth?) and relative Peen length (Locker Room Quotient?) displayed in Flamebate at mouseover. I’ve been pushing the idea for a while, but perhaps there are better variations? |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 7:42AM |
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Son of a B****!!!
Was logged on at “rollover” and when I got my 4 Visits, I still had 8.22”. After the visits, still 8.22”. Then out of nowhere, I look up and I’m at 4.22”. Does this mean I have male reproductive organ envy?
Edit: Back to normal. Now I’m happy again. Guess I do have male reproductive organ envy. RopeBert edited this message on 12/12/2008 5:28PM |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 7:43AM |
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I like the system. I feel that peens should be weighted. I feel that whoever has the most has control simply because they have the most. Also, because I hate e-peen whores, and if you will be dominated by your own kind that amuses me |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 7:48AM |
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great, now its back to chopped again. and by great i mean ****ty of course. i didnt even get any length off the 3 peens either, not even .01. great fix. |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 7:54AM |
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| Posted On: 12/12/2008 7:56AM |
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