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Business Regarding the new E-peen length system

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Veer Posted:

THEY BETTER STILL BE WEIGHTED I SWEAR TO GOD

(fine upstanding member of societys in nocaps)

They are. There’s no one limiting E-Peens, that’s the change.

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Waitwaitwait, so the cap is now limitless and my peen gets shortened an inch?

What the **** happened there? It was 7.21” yesterday.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

Fran Posted:

They are. There’s no one limiting E-Peens, that’s the change.

oh well then my only complaint is that you people are happy

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Veer Posted:

oh well then my only complaint is that you people are happy

Not much I can do about it Log in to see images!

Quickjumpy

Avatar: Turtle Head
3

Level 27 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Kilroy Posted:

Waitwaitwait, so the cap is now limitless and my peen gets shortened an inch?

What the **** happened there? It was 7.21” yesterday.

mine was 7,09 and now 5,3

****ed up ****…

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Kilroy Posted:

Waitwaitwait, so the cap is now limitless and my peen gets shortened an inch?

What the **** happened there? It was 7.21” yesterday.

Your peen is now the static value of your peens + 3 inches. The previous system was weighted so that it was easy to get to 6” but increasingly harder to rise up to the leader’s length.

So the new system will have some people shorter during the first part of the game but longer as they build up their character some.

Flyboy Fox

Avatar: 79914 Mon Nov 10 09:16:54 -0500 2008

[Eight Vibrating Di-
ldoes
]

Level 35 Hacker

Boy Wonder

Dude, I woke up to two E-peen addition announcements, but actually LOST 2 inches. Not cool. *Crys moar*

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

elenaratelimit Posted:

I prefer the old peen # system… sure ‘inches’ are ‘funnier’ but it doesn’t seem to be stable/give an objective gauge of actual peens earned (when it comes to the whole decimal system anyway… )

Basically it’s an overly complicated system to represent the same thing that can be done more directly with just the number of peens earned.

exactly how I feel.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Woah. Peen.

o___o

Avatar: 72850 Sun Nov 09 00:20:24 -0500 2008

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Well this is kinda dumb.

Rudiger the -
vengeful tur-
tle

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign
4

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

this is the ****.

wait no, just ****

i WAS 7” but now look at me! a measly 5.45”

ComradeStalin

Avatar: Bacteria
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Jesus christ! I’m gone for 2 days, and lose 2 inches? Log in to see images!

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

I hate the new e-peen system, it made me go down from 8” to 3.7” That’s not fair!!

Pokemon666

Avatar: harblgar

[RIOT CONTROL]

Level 19 Troll

I'm a monsterous homo-gay, the bad kind.

I completely agree. A month ago, i logged in and my e-peen shrunk 2 inches. They last time i logged in, i got the e-peen for 100 forum visits, and logged in today to find 3 inches missing +w.e i should’ve gotten for the 100 visits. THIS IS COMPLETELY SCREWED UP. I WANT A BIG E-PEEN lmao

roobarb pie

Avatar: Emo Girl
3

Level 19 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

I’ve lost two inches?!? At this rate, it’ll be concave by christmas!

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Personally, I like the idea of having a 20” male reproductive organ.

VirginityThi-
ef

Avatar: Sneakers
1

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

hi

Czarnian bum-
bumin

Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
9

[Bigguyinblack Fan -
Club
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

Hi, Virginity Thief.

1338h4x Posted:

I agree with everything stated here and have nothing more to add other than a simple chime of ‘me too’

i dont get it if camwhores get a male reproductive organ but the are girls that is a strange subject to talk about lets hope you are a girl in real life with a woman's genitals

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

The nerd o powa Posted:

i dont get it if camwhores get a male reproductive organ but the are girls that is a strange subject to talk about lets hope you are a girl in real life with a woman's genitals

It’s bumumed that there’s no girls on the internet, so it’s only right to make everyone have male reproductive organes.

I’m a girl myself and I don’t mind have a male reproductive organ next to my name Log in to see images!

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