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Business Regarding the new E-peen length system

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

shrtcat Posted:

HOORAY!

Guy Snortoco-
cci

Avatar: 83064 2015-09-19 20:51:48 -0400
12

[male reproductive organs 69 News]

Level 30 Re-Re

Tune in to male reproductive organs 69!

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

I’ve spent many hours updating the wiki, and don’t have a peen for it. Your hyperbole falls on deaf ears.

What does Collaborator have to do with a peen for Re-re’s?

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

FalconFour Posted:

yours is still pretty short what’s wrong

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Please, keep the peen system exactly the way it is. No changing anymore. It’s allll fine. Log in to see images!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

My epeen is now HUGE!

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

whoa, I’m big now.

Guy Snortoco-
cci

Avatar: 83064 2015-09-19 20:51:48 -0400
12

[male reproductive organs 69 News]

Level 30 Re-Re

Tune in to male reproductive organs 69!

This system seems fair.

STILL, something that should have been worked out in the testing phase.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Johnny Mac Posted:

My epeen is now HUGE!

that BFFF peen must worth a lot

and the cheat turkey

ChainsawWith-
Genitals

Avatar: 85118 Thu Dec 11 21:33:37 -0500 2008
5

[YouChewPoop]

Level 69 Emo Kid

i'm a big fat homosexual

Huzzah.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I like this new length. Log in to see images!

Maledictis

Avatar: Maledictis's Avatar
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Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

I’ve lost 0.8 inches total, but hey, it’s better than coming home to a loss of 5 inches. The system works. I think.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Scully has 17.66” holy crap biggest male reproductive organ ever

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Johnny Mac Posted:

Scully has 17.66” holy crap biggest male reproductive organ ever

holy crap what’s male reproductive organbum’s?

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Inertia Posted:

holy crap what’s male reproductive organbum’s?

19.8”

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

i approve this. Im glad PD and scully have huge peens, may they brag with glee.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I avoided the streak peens and tried to get the rarer ones like ForumBuildr peens.

Unfortunately, this resulted in me losing an entire inch after the reset. xD…

Oh well. This system makes much more sense.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Johnny Mac Posted:

19.8”

holy crap

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Now that ePeen are all independent of each other, doesn’t that make it possible to have them update in real time?

Whereas before it needed to process the entire database to determine the new values of everybody’s peens if even ONE person got ONE new peen, now it should be a quick task.

So, ET, think you can put that on the list for some point in the future?

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

love the new system!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Evil Trout Posted:

Each E-Peen™ has a different length though.

I’ve taken McB’s advice (plus changed the algorithm slightly.) People should be longer now.

That’s just the basic idea. You can use the weight instead of peen count and change some coefficients.

Without logarithm some people have too huge peens imo.

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