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Business Regarding the new E-peen length system

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

AAHZ Posted:

the entire game is unbalanced, boring, and broken.

Thank you for your very thoughtful comment.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Not trolling on any level, I would just like to point out that regardless of what system is used it is obvious that players feel cheated when they work toward a goal and have the visual “reward” skewed due to outside factors.

If we consider that every player majorly annoyed by a large cut would have been quietly annoyed and frustrated by successive smaller cuts that had nothing do to with their actions, I think we actually have an accurate picture of why this should not be in the hands (peen) of any given player.

ksoiree

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles
1

[Big Bag Belligeren-
ts
]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Mine went from 7.70-something to 1.73. Log in to see images!

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

Evil Trout Posted:

Thank you for your very thoughtful comment.

you want truth there it is.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

I lost 4 inches today alone. And I freaking got a peen yesterday.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Majorly unfair. At least warn me. Theirs nothing to do anymore but try to get peens and dom.

DISEMBOWELME-
NT

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

ksoiree Posted:

Mine went from 7.70-something to 1.73. Log in to see images!

6.58 to 1.26 here Log in to see images!

ChrAWESOME

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Holy **** I feel like I’ve been castrated!

8=Log in to see images!

ksoiree

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles
1

[Big Bag Belligeren-
ts
]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

ChrAWESOME Posted:

8=Log in to see images!

Very, very nice. :3

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

My peen went down to 2.something on my alt today, when it had been at about 7.

Of course on THIS character it was around 8. Now it’s 5.

****ing. Signed.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I don’t know which algo ET employed but it doesn’t seem as effective as the log algo I suggested a while ago in another thread: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/332062

supniggz

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
2

[Eight Vibrating Di-
ldoes
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

omg this is fail

supniggz

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
2

[Eight Vibrating Di-
ldoes
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

double post 7 —-> 1.9 what the **** is this ****

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I haven’t even looked at the size of my epeen since I last haxled two days ago, but I fully support this change.

However, given the reactions here I’d like to suggest that the rescale not be quite so severe. I mean, while it would be NICE to walk around as a 20” hermaphroditic camwhore, it’s mostly that people losing 5+ inches are going to be a tad upset.

Overall, it was a good change, ET.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Oh, hey, I just lost like 5 inches. lol.

Are-

Avatar: 90963 Mon Dec 15 03:10:56 -0500 2008
4

[Giveupalready]

Level 35 Hacker

The Biscuit Kid is my GOD, and I'm a piece of ****!

Since my hacker obviously turned asian, should I get increased haxx abilities?

Neona

Avatar: 88117 Sat Feb 07 19:37:29 -0500 2009
15

[Board of Directors]

Level 43 Camwhore

Serious future peenwhore. XO!

After some thought, I have realized the chage isn’t that bad. It’s just scaled dfferently.

I do, however, have one complaint. At my new, dimished levels, there are now more people with the exact same e-peen length. I’m sure internally it’s calcualted in a complex enough way that we can do better than that.

thus, I DEMAND MORE DECIMALS. I want to be able to see four places of smallness. That way it woud be much easier to tell who i’m better than. Log in to see images!

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

The epeen length stuff is a neat idea, but the problem is having your peen shrink all of a sudden due to factors completely outside your control. That’s just a pain. Shouldn’t your epeen just slowly and slowly and slowly grow as you play, instead of fluctuating all over the place?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Easy solution to the problem of people complaining that the new system gives them too short of a peen, and yet keeping the same scale:

Start the base at 3” instead of 0”.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

1338h4x Posted:

The epeen length stuff is a neat idea, but the problem is having your peen shrink all of a sudden due to factors completely outside your control. That’s just a pain. Shouldn’t your epeen just slowly and slowly and slowly grow as you play, instead of fluctuating all over the place?

That’s why the change was made. It will only grow from now on.

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