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Business Regarding the new E-peen length system

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

Please do something I just lost five inches. This is ridiculous

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

It is a mistake with rollover and ET will fix it.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

AAHZ Posted:

It is a mistake with rollover and ET will fix it.

I hope so, my peen0r can’t handle this up down up down action with no satisfaction!

Girrlkitty

Avatar: Emo Girl 1
5

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Okay, I just figured it was a system adjustment when I went from 6.5 to 6.48 the other day. (I had played a lot at one time, got away, and just came back to FW to try and get the peens I was missing). But I log in this morning, and I’m at 0.97??? WTF?? I just read through this thread, and if adjusting it means I lose pretty much everything I had earned in the months I’ve been playing, then forget it. I was planning to buy ep 2 after the holidays, but if all my accomplishments mean absolutely nothing, what’s the point? I’ll go spend my money elsewhere.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

I can’t stand this shortage. please fix it quick Log in to see images!

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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I approve of the change. Now getting peens is something rewarding. Also ET please ignore whiny peenwhores

cognitivedis-
sonance

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
4

[Carls]

Level 29 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Nicco Posted:

I approve of the change. Now getting peens is something rewarding. Also ET please ignore whiny peenwhores

Quote reply from the We Possess Irony Club.

JacktheStrip-
per

Avatar: 89701 Thu Jan 29 03:42:48 -0500 2009
14

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

great, now its back to chopped again. and by great i mean ****ty of course.

i didnt even get any length off the 3 peens either, not even .01. great fix.

WE should be given an option of wearing pants, since I used to show a well-grown 6.7 peen but now it is around 1… and I’m ashamed

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Give the staff ideas for April Fools Day, doesn’t it. Everyone at .02 inches… chaos.

Leos Vor Han-
dlebles

Avatar: Code (Blue)

[Insanely Un-Leet]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I fully agree, I was 6.6 yesterday, and now am down to 1.25 today, and that’s a hell of a lot smaller. What happened?

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Leos Vor Handlebles Posted:

I fully agree, I was 6.6 yesterday, and now am down to 1.25 today, and that’s a hell of a lot smaller. What happened?

Guys, your Peens have been temporarily infected with some kind of bug.

I got four inches lopped off my male reproductive organ since posting this morning, but it’s just technical difficulties. Think of it as a cold shower, you’ll be back to normal soon!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Well, he might’ve rebalanced it to where all the peens combine for 13”, like someone suggested yesterday.

It might not be a rollover issue. :-/ Scullyangel is still at 12.9”, which tells me that ET rebalanced peen lengths for the max of 13”, which he’s married too for some reason.

Believe me, I feel your pain too. I was all set to get 8” yesterday, I had 7.7” and got 3 new peens.

Now I’m 3.4”.

EDIT: Ooorr back up to 6.86.

Which still doesn’t factor in any of the peens I got yesterday. *sighs*

Shii edited this message on 12/12/2008 10:50AM

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

The rollover script still had the old calculation. I just fixed it. Also, here’s a blog post summarizing the dramaz: http://blog.forumwarz.com/2008/12/12/new-e-peen-tm-length-system.

Shii Posted:

Which still doesn’t factor in any of the peens I got yesterday. *sighs*

The peens you got yesterday were calculated the first time I changed the algorithm, not at rollover. Trust me they’re included in your current length.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bah. Even Sentrillion worker? I didn’t even get it til rollover, but yet I’m still the same 6.86 I was prior.

I mean, not to get all bumhurt about it. I’m just bewildered by the whole thing. Thanks for the amount of attention spent.

Girrlkitty

Avatar: Emo Girl 1
5

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Well, I’m back up to 4.4, which is better than under an inch, but I still lost 2.5 inches in this whole thing. That’s frustrating, but at least not enough to make me want to wash my hands of the whole site entirely.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Shii Posted:

Bah. Even Sentrillion worker? I didn’t even get it til rollover, but yet I’m still the same 6.86 I was prior.

I mean, not to get all bumhurt about it. I’m just bewildered by the whole thing. Thanks for the amount of attention spent.

Oh, the E-Peen™ you receive in the rollover happens after the length calculation. Or at least it did until right now, that was stupid. I just recalculated, you should be cool.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

s’cool now

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

It’s been mentioned before, but I like the idea of seeing your total Peen count (girth?) and relative Peen length (Locker Room Quotient?) displayed in Flamebate at mouseover. I’ve been pushing the idea for a while, but perhaps there are better variations?

Girth displayed on mouseover is a funny thought. Log in to see images!

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

THEY BETTER STILL BE WEIGHTED I SWEAR TO GOD

(fine upstanding member of societys in nocaps)

Veer edited this message on 12/12/2008 5:35PM

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

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Evil Trout Posted:

that was stupid.

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