Acid Flux's Awesome Ppwn Shoppe Report – Updated Regularly! (Check for the Weekly Trivia Question!)
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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The Girl With Mad Skillz Yo Posted:
So is ths just for glbumes. Wat about these odd things? Like the Satellite Dish which you should already have? You can buy that today and it ends up in Quest items… what the hell? Why not?
Acid Flux Posted:
Due to popular demand, we’re going to have a continual thread regarding the Ppwn Shoppe. It won’t just be for the Daily Glbumes Report. Oh no. We’re going to have much more than that. Here, you can discuss new and interesting finds in the Ppwn Shoppe, like that Colonial Turkey we were offered on Thanksgiving, or make suggestions for what new pieces of gear you’d like to see made available. We can discuss the question of whether or not EmoKids should be allowed to wear glbumes, and if the Re-Res should be given a new category called ’Protective Headgear’.
I’ll update this post regularly with the newest info about which Glbumes are currently available in the Ppwn Shoppe, and we’ll even have a weekly trivia question that you can try to be the first to answer. Plus, whatever else pops into my head.
Primary Purpose of this thread: Regular Updates about what Glbumes are in the Ppwn Shoppe
Secondary Purpose: To discuss anything relating to the Ppwn Shoppe, such as that Satellite Dish or other Quest/Mission items that might end up in there, as well as suggestions for new types of Equipment.
Tertiary Purpose: My Weekly Trivia Question Contest.
Acid Flux edited this message on 12/14/2008 8:37AM
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INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people
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It is so tiny due to lack of skill points.
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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We have a Winner!
Why is it so tiny, tee hee?
Waa, Waa, Wawawawa!
Aurum Posted:
* “C’mon, c’mon, Daddy needs some new skill points!” [WAA!] [Waa!] [wawawawa!] “Ooooo…weapon shrinkage.” “Tee hee, it’s so tiny!” “DAMN IT!” [PING!] “Ooh! Skill points!” “DAMN IT!”
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Visit Giant in the Playground for the awesome webcomic Order of the Stick! Follow the story of Vaarsuvius, the most powerful hermaphrodite in the known Universe, and his/her best friend, Belkar Bitterleaf, the World’s Smallest Mbum Murderer!
Congratulations to Aurum!
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Level 35 Hacker
“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”
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Might as well. I got 2 odd things in the ppwn shop today. Dismantled Video Game and Hyperdimensional Resinator bumistors. Both ended up as junk… now I need to remember to uncheck them when I sell my junk.
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MODERATOR
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Level 69 Troll
male reproductive organMEISTER
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Just for collecting or you think they might me used for something else?
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/15/2008 —- FINALLY!!! Leather Cat Mask and Huccis™ in da House!
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Leather Cat Mask
* Max Sexiness +10
* Offense +1
Why bother with copious amounts of eyeshadow when you can smother your face with a piece of cow’s bum?
This Leather Cat Mask is purrr-fect for your inner purrr-vert.
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Hucci™
* Max Sexiness +100
* Charisma +2
* Defense +4
You ain’t nothin’ but a Hucci mama. Hoodrat, hoodrat, Hucci mama. Yeah.
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Level 35 Camwhore
Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away
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Aldo_Anything Posted:
Just for collecting or you think they might me used for something else?
Junk. My alt is collecting it.
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/16/2008 —- Gay-Ban™ and Johnsons and Johnsons™ Colored Contacts on sale in Aisle 13
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Gay-Ban™
* Max Sexiness +150
* Charisma +6
* Offense +8
These Gay-Ban aviators are so sexy, they’ve been known to turn gay men straight on sight alone…and occasionally, straight men bi (for some reason).
This is what Kelly McGillis’ character in Top Gun wore, the day she proved that “DVDA” is not merely theoretical. Goose, Slider, Maverick and Wolfman all shoved their male reproductive organs into her crotchal holes simultaneously, giving new meaning to the term “wingman.”
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Johnsons and Johnsons™ Colored Contacts
* Max Sexiness +300
* Charisma +15
* Offense +9
* Defense +9
You know when you drop one of your lenses, and you have to look for it on the floor, and you get on all floors and everyone can see down your blouse and up your skirt?
...that’s pretty hot.
Yeah, I don’t know where I’m going with this.
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/17/2008 —- Geek-Chic™ and Crazy Star Glbumes
So, if you’re a newbie Troll, go get those glbumes.
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Geek-Chic™
* Max Sexiness +20
* Charisma +2
Once upon a time, being a geek meant a sex-free existence. However, some time around the dot-com boom, geek fashion entered the popular culture.
The good news is: Those geeky glbumes you own are now trendy.
The bad news is: Only the good-looking, non-geek people wearing them are getting laid.
Not you.
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Crazy Star Glbumes
* Max Douchebaggery +50
Do you suffer from too much sex with multiple hot women? Put on these glbumes and your problem — consistently rabid, sweaty, monkey sex with many gorgeous females — will plague you no longer.
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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On a side note, are you maximizing your equipment? Are you making sure to have the equipment with the most Luck & Charisma equipped when you’re waiting for deliveries? Are you equipping those Frugality-enhancing items when you’re going to sell your Junk or buy New Equipment?
It definitely makes a difference in the long run. Those .moar files can really help out in this way.
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Level 69 Troll
I'm your ****leberry.
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Grr…the Versnatches need to relist. I’ve got enough to buy the Tumorous Kidney, but that’ll *always* be there – the glbumes won’t.
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“Problem Child IV”
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Childmolester edited this message on 12/17/2008 4:35PM
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also wow i have no male reproductive organ
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NetTranny is on Ppwn Shoppe again!
I’m going to try buying this
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Level 21 Camwhore
“Playground Pin-Up”
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The Versnatches are back, too – and they seem to be cheaper! Log in to see images!
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Level 35 Hacker
The Biscuit Kid is my GOD, and I'm a piece of ****!
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Doc_Holliday Posted:
Grr…the Versnatches need to relist. I’ve got enough to buy the Tumorous Kidney, but that’ll *always* be there – the glbumes won’t.
Its back Log in to see images!
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I'm your ****leberry.
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Yeah, I got ‘em. Now all I need is Pink Floyd (6 more pieces Log in to see images!
Doc_Holliday edited this message on 12/19/2008 8:39AM
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/19/2008 —- Ladies and Gentlemen (and Trolls) we are proud to present to you, the discerning Ppwn Shoppe customer…. the Versnatche™ Earbleeders. Accept no substitutes… even though these are imitation parody glbumes, still… accept no substitutes.
Versnatche™ Earbleeders
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Versnatche™ Earbleeders
* Max Sexiness +600
* Charisma +25
* Offense +18
* Defense +12
These combination earphones/sunglbumes are so fashionable, they’ve actually been transported back in time from the future.
With these on your face and in your ears, it’ll help you ignore the outside world that much more easily. Especially those creepy guys on the bus who rub up against you constantly.
Versnatche™ Earbleeders... they prove that you’re better than all your friends.
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/20/2008 —- Well, that was exciting. Now, for your purchasing delight, here are the Ralph Snauren Satin Sleeping Mask and Sk8ter Pro Glbumes.
Ralph Snauren Satin Sleeping Mask
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Ralph Snauren Satin Sleeping Mask
* Max Sexiness +250
* Charisma +10
* Offense +8
* Defense +8
This blindfold is essentially useless, but it looks hot, in a kinky sort of way.
Evil Trout happens to think this look is attractive. So, if you’re a girl, who looks like this, and you own one of these blindfolds, and you’re between the ages of 16 and 17 years old, and sensitive to the effects of Rohypnol, and you aren’t a ****ing SNITCH, then please email ****meblind@forumwarz.com with your address and measurements.
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Sk8ter Pro
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Sk8ter Pro
* Max Sexiness +30
* Luck -1
* Defense -1
* Offense -1
* Charisma +2
Do you skateboard? Who cares! You can easily look like you do with these fantastical sunglbumes, you poser!
Disclaimer: will not protect eyes from sun.
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ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE
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I love that the Cheeseburger has a purchase price of 57000.
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/20/2008 —- Whooptee-Freaking-Doo. The iGoggles are back. Not exactly the McRib, but what do you expect.
iGoggles
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iGoggles
Max Douchebaggery +15
Must be some kind of catalog error here. There’s no reason why anyone would ever want to purchase these…unless of course, said person wants nothing but to look and act stupid and annoy everyone in sight.
But who would ever want to be such a Troll?
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