Acid Flux Posted:

12/17/2008 —- Geek-Chic™ and Crazy Star Glbumes

So, if you’re a newbie Troll, go get those glbumes.

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Geek-Chic™

* Max Sexiness +20

* Charisma +2

Once upon a time, being a geek meant a sex-free existence. However, some time around the dot-com boom, geek fashion entered the popular culture.

The good news is: Those geeky glbumes you own are now trendy.

The bad news is: Only the good-looking, non-geek people wearing them are getting laid.

Not you.

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Crazy Star Glbumes

* Max Douchebaggery +50

Do you suffer from too much sex with multiple hot women? Put on these glbumes and your problem — consistently rabid, sweaty, monkey sex with many gorgeous females — will plague you no longer.

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