Due to popular demand, we’re going to have a continual thread regarding the Ppwn Shoppe. It won’t just be for the Daily Glbumes Report. Oh no. We’re going to have much more than that. Here, you can discuss new and interesting finds in the Ppwn Shoppe, like that Colonial Turkey we were offered on Thanksgiving, or make suggestions for what new pieces of gear you’d like to see made available. We can discuss the question of whether or not EmoKids should be allowed to wear glbumes, and if the Re-Res should be given a new category called ’Protective Headgear’.

I’ll update this post regularly with the newest info about which Glbumes are currently available in the Ppwn Shoppe, and we’ll even have a weekly trivia question that you can try to be the first to answer. Plus, whatever else pops into my head.

For all the Newbies out there, first off; Welcome to ForumWarz. As you may or may not know, the Ppwn Shoppe is the place that you go to sell your Junk to make your Flezz. But did you know that you can buy Equipment in the Ppwn Shoppe as well? In fact, if you’re a Troll, Hacker or PermaNoob, this is the only place you can find Glbumes. CamWhores have their own shop (two, actually) where they can buy Glbumes. But, unfortunately, we aren’t allowed in there. Something about a dress code and having to wear pants.

Prudes.

But, sometimes when a CamWhore gets bored with her Glbumes, she dumps them off at the Ppwn Shoppe. And that’s where we come in! Everyday, you should check the Ppwn Shoppe to see if there are any new Glbumes to be purchased. There are a lot of different Glbumes, each of which grant certain benefits. Whether it’s a +5 to your Douchebaggery Attribute, or +9 to both your Offense & Defense, Glbumes can give you the edge you need to take on those tougher forums.

You can check this page in the Wikipedia to learn more about Glbumes.

Eventually, you’ll be able to afford the insanely powerful Versnatche™ Earbleeders. But you have to get lucky enough to find them when they’re in the Ppwn Shoppe. And that’s where this thread comes in. The primary purpose is to help keep other players informed about the newest Glbumes in the Ppwn Shoppe. Think of it as a friendly reminder to check the Ppwn Shoppe regularly for great offers. For example, even if you haven’t yet paid for Access to Episode Two (and you really, really should, it’s well worth it), you can still find equipment for sale that is normally only available to Episode Two Players.

Special thanks go to Fran for the idea!

So, here we go!

This Week’s Trivia Question!

Why is it so tiny, tee hee?

Waa, Waa, Wawawawa!

We have a Winner!

Aurum Posted:

* “C’mon, c’mon, Daddy needs some new skill points!” [WAA!] [Waa!] [wawawawa!] “Ooooo…weapon shrinkage.” “Tee hee, it’s so tiny!” “DAMN IT!” [PING!] “Ooh! Skill points!” “DAMN IT!”

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Visit Giant in the Playground for the awesome webcomic Order of the Stick! Follow the story of Vaarsuvius, the most powerful hermaphrodite in the known Universe, and his/her best friend, Belkar Bitterleaf, the World’s Smallest Mbum Murderer!

Congratulations to Aurum!

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Hint: All trivia questions are inspired by the Internet, since this is a parody game about the Internet and all.

NEW! The first player to get two Trivia Questions correct earns a Brownie Point!

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TUBSWEETIE Posted:

This thread is Mod Approved.

If that means anything at all.

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Unintelligencer Posted:

Wheres the trivia question?

Coming Soon!

When I sell something does it really go to the ppwn shoppe? I think it should be like that.

Xx-EmO_4_LiFe-xX Posted:

/r/ing glbumes for Emo Kids.

I have no emokid alts, and I agree with this request.

However, if that happens then I humbly request new shoes, as Episode 2 didn’t come with any.

Guess this is the thread to comment on how terrible those Douchebaggery glbumes are. Trolls have no shortage of it whatsoever, and consumables to restore it come cheap – stat glbumes are much better.

Acid Flux Posted:

This Week’s Trivia Question!

What is Cotton Candy made of?

Hint: All trivia questions are inspired by the Internet, since this is a parody game about the Internet and all.

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quangntenemy Posted:

Cotton? Log in to see images!

Incorrect. Please try again next week. Log in to see images!