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Doc_Holliday

Avatar: 85846 Fri Nov 21 20:09:23 -0500 2008
18

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I'm your ****leberry.

You really should mention that 5-HTP is in stock. Not everyone bought Ep2 and this is a good time to stock up on the best restorative if you’re a cheap ****er.

Doc_Holliday edited this message on 12/21/2008 7:12PM

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Excellent point. Since I have EP2, I tend to forget about the ‘bonus’ shops.

Feel free to keep an eye on that and post a reminder in the thread whenever you’d like.

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Ta-da. I will post a few odds and ends. Nothing that you won’t normally see in deliveries or has shown up before:

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Ex-Parrot

Someone has nailed this parrot to the perch to prevent him from pushing up the daisies. He’s expired and gone to meet his maker. His lifeless eyes seem to be following your every move. He’s a reference to Monty Python.

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Doc_Holliday

Avatar: 85846 Fri Nov 21 20:09:23 -0500 2008
18

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I'm your ****leberry.

Have items from Aunt JoMama’s ever popped up in the Pwn Shoppe? I’ve got some friends who play who don’t want to pony up for Ep2, but want a tumorous kidney or something else similarly powerful.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Doc_Holliday Posted:

Have items from Aunt JoMama’s ever popped up in the Pwn Shoppe? I’ve got some friends who play who don’t want to pony up for Ep2, but want a tumorous kidney or something else similarly powerful.

Actually yeah I’ve never seen a troll item as far as I remember

maybe I’m biased

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Acid Flux Posted:

12/21/2008 —- Okay, now we’re talkin’! The second best glbumes are in the Shoppe. Christian Diwhore™ Lennonparty

Christian Diwhore™ Lennonparty

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Christian Diwhore™ Lennonparty

* Max Sexiness +500

* Charisma +22

* Offense +10

* Defense +14

The “haute countercouture” glbumes are way too expensive for an actual jobless, filthy hippie to afford.

But then again, the “Free Love” era is long gone. This is the dawning of the Age of the Camwhore: paying credit for virtual sex.

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Keep adding to the Collection!

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Also, 5-HTPs are in the Ppwn Shoppe again.

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

No trivia question this week?

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

He still has to list today’s glbumes: Prodded and The Charmer.

spartadude

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3

[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Here are some new glbumes!

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