Acid Flux Posted:

12/19/2008 —- Ladies and Gentlemen (and Trolls) we are proud to present to you, the discerning Ppwn Shoppe customer…. the Versnatche™ Earbleeders. Accept no substitutes… even though these are imitation parody glbumes, still… accept no substitutes.

Versnatche™ Earbleeders

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Versnatche™ Earbleeders

* Max Sexiness +600

* Charisma +25

* Offense +18

* Defense +12

These combination earphones/sunglbumes are so fashionable, they’ve actually been transported back in time from the future.

With these on your face and in your ears, it’ll help you ignore the outside world that much more easily. Especially those creepy guys on the bus who rub up against you constantly.

Versnatche™ Earbleeders... they prove that you’re better than all your friends.

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