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Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and win————————————————————————————————- This is a long post, please ignore it, unless you’re Inconnu! ————————————————————————————————- I really like the idea. It, strangely, really made me think. Hope you don’t mind reading this friggin’ long post. Well, like everyone else, at first I want to wish for : Some kind of immortality
Be-all,end-all knowledge
Had Sony launched the best game console possible (thanks to the ultimate knowledge), things would have been different. I will, of course, be glad to play on it but I will lose that sense of anticipation when the new console arrive. I will lose that ‘magical’ feeling as there’s nothing more to achieve. No more sense of fulfillment for me. Of course, I could use the knowledge to cure cancer or sell it for money, but I don’t think so. I remember when I first got into a theme park and I like that sense of amazement. An amazement that will forever be lost if I already know about everything, bumuming I didn’t fry my brain in the process World peace —-> I have a crazy idea for this though
Of course, I could wish for eternal world peace. But, imho, to do this, the deity will have to take out our emotion or free will and put us in a pre-regulated society (what are we?animal?robot?). Mmm, this reminds me of Eguilibrium movie. Some kind of ability to undo past mistake
Money and fame
etc —-> if I write them all, I’ll get an e-peen for ‘not knowing when to stop writing’ ————————————————————————————————- Well, the world could really use some improvements. These are my wishes: 1. I wish that people would stop taking things for granted, so they will think, “How lucky I am to have this” before thinking, “****, I must have that”
This may stop people from doing something they will regret (stupid example: raping your girlfriend). It will remind people to hug their parents/childrens while they’re there. It may make a certain company to think twice before spilling tons and tons of oil into the sea (it’s our children’s children that will pay, dammit!) Personal experience: I lost several friends because of this. Got friend…thought they would be my friend forever…didn’t actually nurture the friendship…the friendship soon died… 2. I wish that during their time of need, people will always have someone close by their side to help, to console (and so on) but most importantly, to listen
It’s not about giving advice/interrupting/responding/commenting/judging/daydreaming/gossiping/etc; it’s about listening with an honest heart. They will help AFTER they finish listening. No wonder some people like to talk to their dogs. I know there’re people offering this service but there’re even much much much more people who cannot find someone like this. This one will truly help people in their times of hardship and hopelessness. Personal experience: I just don’t know how many times I wished for my parents to be like this. Can they even comment AFTER I finish my story? 3. I wish that my presence and action would make my and other people’s life better; without me knowing (personal wish, this will be my own power)
Why I wish for not knowing about it? It’s to stop me from being arrogant, from becoming big-headed, and from abusing my power. Power corrupts; I’m not Peter Parker and I don’t have uncle Ben. Also I won’t have to deal with stalking fans/reporter/paparazzi/secret agent/whatever that will undoubtly happen if I wish for, say, Superman-like ability. Personal experience: I’ve seen enough people fall because of their arrogance or because they abuse their power. The list includes several presidents, prime minister, and soccer teams. ————————————————————————————————-
Those would be my wishes…
Thanks for reading, Inconnu. Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/18/2010 | |
(NSFW) CONTEST FOR 60 BP: The Confessional BoothThanks YiffInHell2… (view post) |
07/17/2010 | |
kyoubai issues, put em here or listen to mine hehwrong post,misclick … I hate my mouse (view post) |
07/16/2010 | |
kyoubai issues, put em here or listen to mine hehUnusual Pie Posted: agree, I was suggesting a new table based on it, not replacing it I fully understand about reserve
Unusual Pie Posted: fully support this, although it will make the “minimum bid” redundant
Unusual Pie Posted: yes, fully understand this. This really holds true with the higher-leveled items (Colonel, Habanero, Bonsai, Pink Floyd, etc) where I will have no problem parting with a huge amount of flezz to get them. My problem (stated in my previous post) was dealing with lower-leveled items since I’m not always swimming in flezz. – Just for example : I’m a new player and I have 200K. I see this page_2_snypa (not shopped).xpeg on sale. I want to buy this since it’s better than my current .moar. How much should I bid? The knowledge of its 149K base cost will be a big help for me to decide. Anyway that’s just me… I realize other players may act differently.
Unusual Pie Posted: good luck. TM me if you need any help. (view post) |
07/16/2010 | |
kyoubai issues, put em here or listen to mine hehI talked about ‘starting bid’ here. Decided that it was unnecessary.. (view post) |
07/16/2010 | |
kyoubai issues, put em here or listen to mine hehThe table looks good, lacks a sorting function though. I will need 2 tables at once. First, search for the file I want in Moar_Files_Sortable_By_Attribute, then look up the base value in that table.
If I may suggest : Log in to see images!
This will be a new table/wiki, completely separated from Moar_Files_Sortable_By_Attribute. I took out Ego (could be enhanced pretty easily using upgrade points with increasing return per point invested) and took out secondary stats (since they are clbum-spesific). The sole exception is belgium with +2000 ego. The table would be less pretty though…oh well…
Off+Def this is usually my deciding factor in Kyoubai. Luck+Char for people who wants to maximize their gifts. Base Cost at Frugality Lvl 0. Starting bid as a rough guide, especially when bidding for the more high-leveled items (ie. if you have less, don’t bother) —-> deemed unnecessary Bold fonts indicates the best items in respective attributes.
What do you think? – edited to clarify some matters reedited due to misclick - (view post) |
07/16/2010 | |
kyoubai issues, put em here or listen to mine hehUnusual Pie Posted: Take all the time you need… Thanks for the work and for updating that wiki entry Log in to see images!
Unusual Pie Posted: What about merging it somehow with Moar_Files_Sortable_By_Attribute ? We’ll have to deal with column width though..
If needed, I can help preparing a (new?) wiki page beforehand. (view post) |
07/15/2010 | |
kyoubai issues, put em here or listen to mine hehIs there a more comprehensive base price list ? forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Base_Cost lacks a few info. googling for site:.....warz.com base price didn’t give any useful info.
I need it to make a reasonable bid to pbum the reserve on some of the lower-leveled items.
Sorry if this has been answered before, don’t have enough energy to slog through all the pages. (view post) |
07/15/2010 | |
The greatest game ever made (sorta NSFW)CrinkzPipe Posted:
it was unintentional, but yeah, I could agree with that.. (view post) |
07/15/2010 | |
The greatest game ever made (sorta NSFW)Professor Commie PhD Posted: —-> nah, I’m not a part of any brotrr-related community. In fact, I doubt if there’s any community at all. —-> brotrr is a game with grammar stupidity on par with New Fantasia. Needless to say, that screenshot quickly reminded me of brottr. —-> my post was a joke shout-out for any brottr’s followers (you know…so bad it’s good…Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/15/2010 | |
The greatest game ever made (sorta NSFW)Professor Commie PhD Posted:
that’s fine… only a BROtRRer will understand my previous post Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/14/2010 | |
View this thread to receive a Haxploitation epeenI like this thread…
man-man Posted: —-> this, although I believe it’s possible…
@man-man: please keep up your progress report on this thread. I definitely enjoyed them Log in to see images!
@****bumho: I was impressed by your optimism. It’s a good thing, really. Keep up the spirit… ============================ Imho, if any of you really plan to do this, let’s hatch a good plan first.
For example, Firefox 3.6.*. If you use multi tabs+auto reload, it probably will probably crash in 30-120 minutes. The reason is simple, Firefox eats your computer memory like Cookie Monster eats Cookie.
1. Firefox has inherent programming that prevents a new window open in separate ‘plane of existence’. I suggest downloading Firefox Portable. They can coexist (run at the same time) with your installed Firefox. Use your installed Firefox for browsing and Portable for this endeavor. 2. Disable as many features as possible in Portable (see Tools->Option, and don’t forget View->Page Style->No Style to disable CSS). Install only auto-reloading addons. 3. Go to about:config in Portable and create/modify : -browser.cache.memory.capacity (integer), fill with 2000. This means 2 MB of RAM will be used for memory cache. This cache is usually used to decode image which you won’t need. -browser.sessionhistory.max_entries (integer), fill with 0. This command how many visited website will be stored in memory. You won’t need this. -browser.sessionhistory.max_total_viewers (integer), fill with 0. This command how many pages will be stored in memory (so you can access them faster using ‘Back’ bumon). You won’t need this. -config.trim_on_minimize (boolean), fill with 1. This force Firefox to write its memory cache into harddisk when minimized, freeing the memory. 4.Login to ForumWarz, open multiple-tabs, set auto-reload, minimize Portable 5.Profit!!!
Leave Portable minimize. This arrangement will force Portable to use as little memory as possible. Experiment with it, you should be able to get Portable run for hours (also while you are sleeping).
Use your installed Firefox to browse the internet as usual… (view post) |
07/14/2010 | |
The Thread for New People to Introduce ThemselvesHello, I’m Testudo. Call me Test if you like.
I didn’t know about this thread before since I never pay attention to any kind of introduction threads anyway.
I like ForumWarz and I’m getting more and more interested in Flamebate and Kyoubai (rather than the game itself). I definitely appreciate the relaxed policy in Flamebate, thanks CZ.
Also, I like to write (bad? humorous? hilarious? trolling?) story (only if my motivation-o-meter is full). Although, I don’t know where to post them.
donbee’s avatar is cool.
so…yeah…
he he… he he… humour… (view post) |
07/14/2010 | |
The greatest game ever made (sorta NSFW)Ha..ha..ha.. That made me chuckle Log in to see images! “I WILL MUST BE A WINNER” ..... Any BROtRRers in here ?? YOU’RE WINNER ! ========================== We are few We are happy few We are a Band of BROtRRers ==========================
(see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs:_Over_the_Road_Racing if you’re confused) (view post) |
07/13/2010 | |
The Official "I would like some free BP please" threadI could use some BPs (who couldn’t?) If anyone has any BPs to spare, could you please send it to me? Any amount is fine.
Thanks for just reading this post. More thanks and friend request for BPs Log in to see images!
Ciaowww… (view post) |
07/13/2010 | |
Contest for 15 BP: Predict when this contest will end01:23 August 8th, 2010 (view post) |
07/13/2010 | |
Post for a chance at 45 BPsToo lazy to slog through all the pages… Good luck, SuperSonic Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/13/2010 | |
(NSFW) CONTEST FOR 60 BP: The Confessional BoothThis is a TRUE story about when I went to the moon and beyond by accident(*). And yes, I mean that giant floating ball wandering aimlessly every night in the sky. And no, I don’t mean that spinning flashing ball of light (get yourself out of the disco floor!).
For every retard questioning the truth of this story: built yourself a spaceship, get your bum to the area called “the blue area of the moon”. Once there, look for the highest hill and you’ll find my footprint there, along with “See? I told you, ****tard Log in to see images!!!” welcoming message just for you.
Fasten your seat belt…
JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE MOON
Chapter I : It all started with ForumWarz
I was playing ForumWarz that night. While browsing through the Kyoubai catalogue, I saw an entry when I ticked on the ‘Web Spiders’ clbum. Curiousity kills the cat (or the dog, in my case), they say. I checked it and it turned out to be a Simple Web Spider with 3.500.000 buyout. I thought to myself, “Hahaha, what am I? A n00btard?” Turned out my mind could see into the future; as, thanks to my malfunctioning optical mouse, I accidently clicked that cursed BUY bumon…
FUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
..silence for a moment.. everytime I write about this, I feel this uncontrollable urge to beat my dog, Bob, to half-death with a baseball bat. Sometimes I wonder how he manage to stand up afterward, I may have to use a hockey stick next time…
After reciting every curse words ever created in the history of men, women, aliens, and zombies (and even some of my own created curse words just for this occasion; bet you’ve never heard of “humsstard” before); I decided to write a lengthy complaint regarding the lack of CANCEL bumon in Kyoubai. 5 minutes latter, I decided to complain about Evil Trout lamebumness itself.
3 hours latter, I finished my post :
This is to voice my dissatisfaction with Mr. Evil Trout’s ballyhoos. The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to honor our nation’s glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities. Nevertheless, he has been trying for quite some time to convince us that vile worrywarts have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. I suggest he take this rotting ordure and dump it where he and his fellow supercilious undesirables congregate. At least then we could uphold peace, freedom, democracy, and justice without having to worry that he will cast the world into nuclear holocaust. Only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to analyze Mr. Trout’s bumertions in the manner of sociological studies of mbum communication and persuasion. But the first step is to acknowledge that there is no excuse for the innumerable errors of fact, the slovenly and philistine artistic judgments, the historical ineptitude, the internal contradictions, and the various half-truths, untruths, and gussied-up truths that litter every one of his essays from the first word to the last.
Ancient Greek dramatists discerned a peculiar virtue in being tragic. Mr. Trout would do well to realize that they never discerned any virtue in being belligerent. Why does defeatism exist? What causes it? And what is Mr. Trout’s secret agenda? To understand the answers to those questions, you first have to realize that the question that’s on everyone’s mind these days is, “Will peeling back the onion of Mr. Trout’s obtrusive, postmodernist ethics cause Mr. Trout to shed tears or will it merely enhance his desire to take us all back to the Stone Age?” In clbumic sophist fashion, I ask another question in reply: Where are the people who are willing to stand up and acknowledge that his historical record of dictatorial, insufferable ruses is clearer than the muddled pronouncements of his backers? ... ... ...
I won’t bother you any further with that. Suffice to say that it was 1337 enuff to make Hitler himself want to do an a2m2a2b2u2k2s2w Log in to see images! with Michael Jackson. Yes, it was THAT awesome. As I was about to post that, though, I remember…
Chapter II : The Late History Essay about Civil War
I just remembered about that blasted 15-pages essay for tommorow. With the clock pointing at 4.03 AM, I was definitely in some serious **** this time. Not to mention that I’ve failed History twice already. And if that wasn’t bad enough, you just won’t find any teacher harsher than Ms. Andrew…
Ahh, Ms. Andrew… Tall, slim, slender legs, smooth silky skin, dark brown hair, lips to live for, breasts to kill for, bum to die for. There’s always an aura of sexiness everytime she walks. Always wearing a matching clothes, elegant yet not covered enough to conceal her beauty completely. God must be exist for she always prefer a tight hugging clothes to a more conventional clothes. Simply put, there’s no man alive who can’t resist her charm.
One day, after the clbum were dismissed, she called out to me, “I need to talk to you.” I won’t forget that smile, so heartwarming yet at the same time, so full of pbumion. “Yes?”, I answered casually. “As you know, your grade..” the wind carried away her words as I was drowning in the heavenly bliss. Her face, her body, her voice, everything about her was perfect. Just being near to her almost made my heart jumped out. I so wanted to hug her, stroke her hair, kiss her lips, and, just maybe, make a sweet tender love with her.
I don’t remember all the details. ”...come…8PM…address…apartment…” that was all I could remember. Apparently, my brain wasn’t entirely dead, as here I stood, just outside the door to her apartment. Somehow my brain must have been able to decode that cryptic message in my head, concerning something about “private lesson”. I rang the bell …ding dong…
“Just a minute…”
If there’s heaven on earth, then this can’t be it. There she (Ms. Andrew?) stood, wearing a knee length leather boot, a black skin tight lingerie, a spandex hand gloves and a diamond studded collar around her neck. I can’t even recognize the face behind that heavy gothic makeups. My eyes must have been betrayed me.
“I’m sorry ma’am, it seems I was knocking on the wrong door…”
I didn’t even know if she, whoever she was, heard that. The next thing I remember is that I was already strapped to a wooden chair with a leather belt. “Who is she?” Well, there were more important things to worry right now. Thing like, “Is it a dildo in her left hand and a whip in her right hand?” Before I could proceed that thought though, she smiled menacingly, “Let’s get the lesson started…”
That smile… Ms Andrew ? ...
FUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Note to self 1 : I will not write my BSDM experience, too busy…Log in to see images! Note to self 2 : I will NOT write my BSDM experience GODDAMNIT!!!
Pardon me…just forget that entire Ms Andrew story. Where were we ? Ahh, yes, my late history essay about civil war.
So, after looking at the clock, I just knew (who wouldn’t?) there wasn’t enough time to write all this ****. I chuckled slightly as my mind said, “Never fear, Google is here!”. 10 minutes later, I was looking at someone else’s 93-pages History essay about Civil War. Now to cut down some unnecessary content and replace that sucker’s name with my name. Well, I decided that it wouldn’t take more than 3 minutes and 14 seconds for my brain and hands to do something that simple (Del, Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V, etc) so…
“It’s time to get myself some weeds for a job well done for now” Yeah, a litle ironic, I know, since that sucker did 99.9999% of the job. Anyway, time to meet Antoine…
Chapter III : 7/11 – Caught in the Act
to be (or not to be) continued…
except for the parts I made up (view post) |
07/13/2010 |