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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

New Fantasia: porno arcade game circa 1995 (rom).

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1. No other game in the world offers a character selection screen that features Robocop, Saddam Hussein, Uncle Fester, the Terminator, Yasir Arafat, and of course, Robin Williams from the movie Toys. It’s just that awesome.

2. Mind blowing soundtrack featuring 5-6 second long continuously looped MIDI’s from “Pretty Woman” and “(I saw) The Sign”. Trust me, your ears will thank you.

3. Motivating text such as “I will must be a winner” and “Enjoy with me” keeps you pumped when the going gets tough.

4. Gameplay consists of cutting out low resolution pictures of naked women while avoiding monsters and male reproductive organroaches. I contest this is nothing less than a profound metaphor for life itself, and is done intentionally to make us philosophically question our humanity. New Fantasia packs much more under it’s surface than just pixelated boobies.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Those games with pixel porn girls were quite common in Italian arcades during the late 80’s/early 90’s. Haven’t seen this one with an indeed phantastic character selection though I wish I had Log in to see images!

Testudo

Avatar: Guitar Girl
1

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Ha..ha..ha.. That made me chuckle Log in to see images!

“I WILL MUST BE A WINNER” ..... Any BROtRRers in here ?? YOU’RE WINNER !

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We are few

We are happy few

We are a Band of BROtRRers

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(see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs:_Over_the_Road_Racing if you’re confused)

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Testudo Posted:

Ha..ha..ha.. That made me chuckle Log in to see images!

“I WILL MUST BE A WINNER” ..... Any BROtRRers in here ?? YOU’RE WINNER !

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We are few

We are happy few

We are a Band of BROtRRers

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(see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs:_Over_the_Road_Racing if you’re confused)

i wasn’t confused. just not the slightest bit interested

Hot Pho

Avatar: 226401 2010-03-21 02:41:40 -0400

Level 12 Emo Kid

But what if I like it here (on Ricket's male reproductive organ)

Celerysteve Posted:

...a profound metaphor for life itself, and is done intentionally to make us philosophically question our humanity…

This is symbolism! Really deep, intense, thought-provoking symbolism. Really modern, Harry. I mean Steve. Log in to see images!

Testudo

Avatar: Guitar Girl
1

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

i wasn’t confused. just not the slightest bit interested

that’s fine… only a BROtRRer will understand my previous post Log in to see images!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

well thank goodness for that then, as it seems all you did was posted a meme localized in that internet cul-de-sac over here just to prove that you are part of a community and bring up whatever brotrr means

Testudo

Avatar: Guitar Girl
1

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

just to prove that you are part of a community

—-> nah, I’m not a part of any brotrr-related community. In fact, I doubt if there’s any community at all.

—-> brotrr is a game with grammar stupidity on par with New Fantasia. Needless to say, that screenshot quickly reminded me of brottr.

—-> my post was a joke shout-out for any brottr’s followers (you know…so bad it’s good…Log in to see images!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Testudo Posted:

words

Ok.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

can we just agree Testudo trolled himself.

Greasy Joe

Avatar: Urine Puddle
25

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Celerysteve Posted:

1. No other game in the world offers a character selection screen that features Robocop, Saddam Hussein, Uncle Fester, the Terminator, Yasir Arafat, and of course, Robin Williams from the movie Toys. It’s just that awesome.

But why Robocop? Clearly the other five are history’s greatest monsters, but Robocop was nice.

Testudo

Avatar: Guitar Girl
1

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

CrinkzPipe Posted:

can we just agree Testudo trolled himself.

it was unintentional, but yeah, I could agree with that..

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