New Fantasia: porno arcade game circa 1995 (rom).

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1. No other game in the world offers a character selection screen that features Robocop, Saddam Hussein, Uncle Fester, the Terminator, Yasir Arafat, and of course, Robin Williams from the movie Toys. It’s just that awesome.

2. Mind blowing soundtrack featuring 5-6 second long continuously looped MIDI’s from “Pretty Woman” and “(I saw) The Sign”. Trust me, your ears will thank you.

3. Motivating text such as “I will must be a winner” and “Enjoy with me” keeps you pumped when the going gets tough.

4. Gameplay consists of cutting out low resolution pictures of naked women while avoiding monsters and male reproductive organroaches. I contest this is nothing less than a profound metaphor for life itself, and is done intentionally to make us philosophically question our humanity. New Fantasia packs much more under it’s surface than just pixelated boobies.