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A note from Rache's mother (I think you knew her as Ebony)Did you know my parents almost named me Rachel
If this is the fate for Rachels they probably regret choosing an alternate name for me now. (view post) |
09/27/2008 |
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Posting in a foreign language should be a bannable offense哎呀,我一点儿都看不懂。Log in to see images! (view post) |
09/25/2008 |
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Biff: Hunk or Worm?Obviously Biff is just going through some sort of midlife crisis thing. (view post) |
09/14/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)This guy had just moved into his new apartment. When he was down checking the mail he ran into a gorgeous girl who immediately strikes up a conversation with him. She was wearing a robe, and he noticed she had nothing on underneath.
After a while, she stops and says, “Hey, I think I hear someone coming. Why don’t we talk up in my room.” He diligently follows her, and as soon as he steps into the room she shuts the door, strips off her robe, and says, “Tell me, what is my best feature?” The man stares dumbfounded, then shyly mumbles, “your ears.” “My ears?” she asked, obviously upset, “You look at this perfect body and you say my ears? Why?”
He looks away and replies, “Because when you said you heard someone coming, it was me.” (view post) |
08/29/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)So there was this zookeeper who was caring for these ancient dolphins. The secret to their long life, it seemed, was that they would only eat a certain kind of sea bird. So every month, the zookeeper had to drive to a state park filled with all kinds of exotic animals where he’d pick up the food. One night he was driving back late and ran over a big cat. He was arrested for violating the Mann Act: transporting gulls across state lions for immortal porpoises. (view post) |
08/24/2008 |
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My Beech HOledayJanie Posted:
My brother ruined everything too. It’s sooo unfair! Gawd, he’s such an attentionwhore! If anyone should have been sent to the hospital it should have been me!! (view post) |
08/16/2008 |
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My Beech HOledayIt sounds like you had a quality vacation.
The last time my family went to the beach my brother had to be sent to the hospital. It was so unfair! (view post) |
08/16/2008 |
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How old are you?18. (view post) |
08/03/2008 |
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The Summer Holidays ThreadI am in China again. lol. (view post) |
08/03/2008 |
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CLOSED: 2 BP for the best pickup line in the worldI’m a love pirate and I’m lookin’ for your booty! Arrrgh! (view post) |
07/20/2008 |
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Why does ForumWarz hate other languages?HK-47 Posted: |
07/19/2008 |
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ITT: KPC FORUM INFO LEAKEDgigerth Posted:
I’m shy and tend to stay away from…well, everything I guess. (view post) |
07/19/2008 |
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Why does ForumWarz hate other languages?HK-47 Posted:
你怎么可以有日文然后忘记中文? (view post) |
07/19/2008 |
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ITT: KPC FORUM INFO LEAKEDMonkey in a suit with a gun Posted:
Haaa, that would be me. Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/19/2008 |
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Go see Batman now. Stop reading, go.I was supposed to go today but plans got canceled. (view post) |
07/18/2008 |
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Enricio Ramirez' House*Whispers to Eirairanna* Psst, look in my pocket. I put the spider in there. What should I name it?
*Watches the guy fiddle with the lock* ...You can borrow my hairpin if you like to, y’know, speed up the process a bit. (view post) |
07/15/2008 |
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Enricio Ramirez' HouseOh! That must be Eir-Eairia—Eiriannanana…Eira!
HEY EIRA I’M DOWN HERE! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
What do you mean be quiet? No I will not follow until she finds me! She could get hurt out there!
EIRAIRAIANNA—-Ahh! Ow! Stop pulling me flashlight dude! Ow! (view post) |
07/15/2008 |
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Enricio Ramirez' Houseamaranthus Posted:
What’s going on? I was just practicing voo—uh, playing in those trees over there when I heard gunshots! Sorry, I didn’t meant to hit you earlier. I’m not talented in digging with my hands. (view post) |
07/15/2008 |
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Enricio Ramirez' HouseOh wow. This seems dangerous. (view post) |
07/15/2008 |
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POST YR FACELog in to see images!
Taken a few minutes ago.
Oh god please don’t make fun of my face. Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/13/2008 |