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Fun CLOSED: 2 BP for the best pickup line in the world

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Hello.

For research purposes only, I am searching for the best pickup line on earth.

Post your awesome pickup lines here. The contest will go until 7/31, and the winner will get 2 bp.

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RBK

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

“Does this smell like chloroform to you”

Srsly, all the women fall for this one

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Hi I’m Biff Tannen.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Hi, i have a speed boat.

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

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8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

i’ll have a waitress, to go, without dressing please.

Nana Nazi

Avatar: Nana Nazi's Avatar

Level 7 Re-Re

I’m rich.

“Let me pay for that” works well too.

Nana Nazi edited this message on 07/20/2008 2:13PM

Nana Nazi Posted:

I’m rich.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

“Is your father a thief? Because he must have stolen the stars from heaven to put them in your eyes.”

“Great legs, what time do they open?”

“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”

“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”

“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”

“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream.

My name’s [your name], but you can call me “lover boy”

Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?

Can I flirt with you?

Your daddy must have been a baker, ‘cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.

[Look at her shirt label. When they say, “What are you doing?] Checking to see if you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you’re the right size.

Did it hurt falling from heaven?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Screw me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.

[Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

So… How am I doing’?

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

Say, that’s a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, ‘cause you take my breath away.

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

“You’re a ****ing ugly ****. I want to stab you to death and play in your blood.”

“Look, I don’t want to get you drunk, but that’s a very fine Chardonnay that you’re not drinking.”

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

RBK Posted:

”Does this smell like chloroform to you”

Srsly, all the women fall for this one

Its: “Does this rag smells like chloroform to you”

Another one:

“Wanna play that childrens game with me, where they pretend to be mom or dad or such? You can be the washing machine, and I’ll dumb a weeks load on you.” Log in to see images! Nicco edited this message on 07/20/2008 2:23PM

*googles pickup lines*

*posts all of them*

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

YAAAAAAAAAAAA! Then jump on her and enjoy her.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Hi, I couldn’t help but notice that you’re very attractive, and I’d like to talk to you for a while if that’s ok. May I buy you a drink? Log in to see images!

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Hi nice eyes, wanna ****?

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Hmmm, I think the funniest I’ve ever heard was…

“You’re not a llama are you?”

Nocturnal_He-
artache

Avatar: Emo Girl

[SRSLY]

Level 61 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

I’m a love pirate and I’m lookin’ for your booty! Arrrgh!

zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
5

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

your face is real symmetrical

and your nostrils are so nice

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Want to go back to my place for pizza then ****?

(response is no)

What you don’t like pizza?

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

I know you don’t know me but if you go out with me you’ll find out I’m a really nice guy.

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