Hello.

For research purposes only, I am searching for the best pickup line on earth.

Post your awesome pickup lines here. The contest will go until 7/31, and the winner will get 2 bp.

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Hi I’m Biff Tannen.

i’ll have a waitress, to go, without dressing please.

Nana Nazi Posted:

I’m rich.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream.

My name’s [your name], but you can call me “lover boy”

Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?

Can I flirt with you?

Your daddy must have been a baker, ‘cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.

[Look at her shirt label. When they say, “What are you doing?] Checking to see if you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you’re the right size.

Did it hurt falling from heaven?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Screw me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.

[Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

So… How am I doing’?

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

Say, that’s a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, ‘cause you take my breath away.

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it

RBK Posted:

”Does this smell like chloroform to you”

Srsly, all the women fall for this one

Its: “Does this rag smells like chloroform to you”

Another one:

“Wanna play that childrens game with me, where they pretend to be mom or dad or such? You can be the washing machine, and I’ll dumb a weeks load on you.” Log in to see images! Nicco edited this message on 07/20/2008 2:23PM

YAAAAAAAAAAAA! Then jump on her and enjoy her.

Hi nice eyes, wanna ****?

I’m a love pirate and I’m lookin’ for your booty! Arrrgh!

Want to go back to my place for pizza then ****?

(response is no)

What you don’t like pizza?