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Poll: Ricket vs AAHZAll votes are deserved by Ricket. (view post) |
03/13/2010 | |
[CLOSED]Week 4 bonus contest - With A Little Help From My FriendsPeople only voted for me as their favorite bracket-mate because they know I always fail miserably.
It’s like asking people to vote for their ideal person to share a deserted island with… if you know one person will have to kill, eat, and enjoy the other. In that order.
(?!) (view post) |
03/04/2010 | |
Ricket has spent so much time in his dark basement, he's turned into a bat.Skyman747 Posted:
Yes, yes it does.
Also, it lives deep in caves in China and other regions of Asia. In short, it’s an Asian bat.
Great hair, Asian, ability to catch fish out of cavern streams using sharp talons… this is indeed Ricket’s Big-Footed Bat.
... and you know what they say about guys with big feet. (And talons.) (view post) |
02/28/2010 | |
2010 Gubernatorial Election - Vote for Flamebate GovernorRicket is handsome and intelligent. (view post) |
02/28/2010 | |
Ricket has spent so much time in his dark basement, he's turned into a bat.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickett%27s_Big-footed_Bat
Nice bat, upvoted. (view post) |
02/28/2010 | |
Episode 3 Apprentice PodcastAs JB linked in the original post, I answered everyone’s questions — even the trollish ones (is there a difference?) — here.
There’s also a general bit of crap there for you to read as an alternative to the long and apparently garbled podcast. It’s doubtful we’ll be able to do a useful transcript of that… but we can hope, anyway.
In spite of the podcast’s failure, we realize that you still want to hear from the entire Apprentice team. Accordingly, Spacekadt has ****ING STOLEN MY QUESTION/ANSWER DOgreat timesENT AND ERASED ALL MY CLEVER REPLIES. In their place, she’s forcing the Apprentice squad to type, not speak, all their answers. They are currently in the process of doing just that, because, well, you don’t **** with Spacekadt’s radioactive mammary glands.
I’m sure the Master Question/Answer Compilation will be released and posted for you all to see here when everyone is finished answering and Spacekadt’s mammary glands are sufficiently pleased.
—Bashy (view post) |
02/22/2010 | |
Official Forumwarz Orange(TM) DiscussionRicket Posted:
This does suck.
Overall, I’ll leave my opinion, with its criticisms and pats on the back, out of this. I do not own this game, and I am not enough of a saint to take time and effort away from myself in order to try to make more money for someone else.
One thing I do want to say, however, is that I am a bit confused. During the Apprentice project, we were regularly consulted for our opinions of additions, new ideas, changes, and other modifications to the game. As a result, I don’t think many people can criticize the end product, Episode 3, as being a dismal failure or insult for its price.
Before the sale of Episode 3, the mbum user-base was actually asked to vote, sight unseen, to help determine how much they’d like to pay for Episode 3. Why was this not done with Forumwarz Orange? I do not understand. This all would have been avoided, and the mbumive taint-flavored bitterness on the all the tongues of Forumwarz’s most avid users would be removed.
From an economic standpoint, we once again could have learned the most productive sales price-point and been given a range at which to consider ways to price discriminate. That opportunity is lost, and now we have this. It’s not typical trolling, whining or ****ing. This is legitimate anger and insult. It risks the good-will of the relatively few hardcore users that bring in the majority of this game’s revenue and support.
I just don’t understand. (view post) |
02/18/2010 | |
A p sad dayWould you ever consider selling the game to a third party?
What if said third party agreed to an employment scheme that kept you on as a part-time or contracted programmer for it? (view post) |
02/03/2010 | |
My little list of reasons I haven't started Episode 3 even though I have the pre-order peen.was Posted: OK was Posted: OK was Posted: May I ask which game you thought you were playing? was Posted: There were no comedy writers involved. There may have been writers involved. Their number and self-awareness is debatable.
was Posted: I, too, do not like hamburgers.
was Posted: I don’t see a drop in quality; it seems mostly the same to me. Unfortunately, “more of the same” is often perceived as a drop in quality. I would agree if you had said there was a drop in continuity and cohesiveness. All of the above are extremely challenging to overcome in an episode-based format.
was Posted: I think many people agree that it became too wordy. How would you recommend game additions be approached in the future, given the IM-convo format around which the game and a majority of its content is built?
was Posted: This is not a sentence.
was Posted: You are on this site so much for a reason.
was Posted: I do not know what this means.
was Posted: I do not know what this is, but your steam seems undiminished. You seem full of it, even! (view post) |
01/23/2010 | |
Welcome to Episode 3!Shii Posted:
Chances are that if you laugh and are within the average of Forumwarz-player personalities, you did not laugh at something I wrote. No need to feel guilty or cautious!
Bashy is a moron who forgets to write for the correct audience. Please accept his apology, which he formed with similar intelligence and planning as his literary choice:
“DAAAAAAAAAHHHH SRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HRRRRRRRRRRUYYYYYYYYYS”
EDIT: “RAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIEIEEEEEEEEEEE SRUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY” (view post) |
01/22/2010 | |
Ricket's Art GalleryEpic thread.
Thanks, Ricket!
(Also, you should eventually start charging for these legendary… legends.) (view post) |
01/17/2010 | |
Ricket's Art GalleryWhoa, cool stuff, man.
Also, draw your male reproductive organ for me. (view post) |
01/17/2010 | |
Ricket's Art GalleryJust saw these. Holy ****, they’re actually good. What are you using?
Also, do me.
Sorry, I sure do ask you to do me a lot. (view post) |
01/17/2010 | |
which top 3 forumwarz users would you want to meet irl.Ricket.
But I’d be so shy because he is so handsome. (view post) |
01/13/2010 | |
domfabulous personry @ fwz admin pplMy name is Bashy. I have extensive experience in the fields of knowing what the **** to do.
I feel strongly that, unfortunately, Bingebot is a lost cause, and the stagnation of the past year and a half in the game’s only competitive aspect has hurt the game, including the bottom line. A lot of opportunities are being missed. Furthermore, the proposed Domination Advisory Board never really came to meaningful fruition.
As a short-to-medium-term fix, I propose bringing in Malaise to replace or supplement Bingebot. I feel confident that he, with adequate administrative support, could bring a Domination Advisory Board to fruition, and start the ballsack of progress rolling in a professional, competent and — above all — existent way.
—Bashy (view post) |
01/11/2010 | |
So apparently someone is downvoting everythingKittysan Posted:
Girth, man, girth. I said girth. You can poke at a clam all you want with a long needle, and ain’t **** gonna happen. But come swinging a fat baton, and that thing will crack wide open.
Clam. Goddamn. Chowder.
Also, most of Ghax’s inches were rubber and prosthetic. That is to say, he had a dishonest dong. A cheatermale reproductive organ. A plastic pole; a sham schlong. A wily willy.
What I mean to say is, you’re comparing plastic apples to my two oranges… and big fat banana. (view post) |
09/23/2009 | |
So apparently someone is downvoting everythingSarcasm Inc Posted:
The fact that you completely missed the joke makes it hilariously ironic that your name is “Sarcasm, Inc.”
Wow. (view post) |
09/22/2009 | |
So apparently someone is downvoting everythingJalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
I am all for administering some of my Vitamin B.
I will be happy to fire gloppy loads of it all over the forum’s threads. So let’s do it. Get rid of that other guy…he was a little ****, anyway. I’m much more manly and potent. My male reproductive organ mightier than his. A deep thrust of it into your forum will make sure his slimy deposits are firmly displaced and relegated to being a stain on some filthy couch. My entry is fatter and has more girth. It’s a goddamn guarantee.
You’ve been a bad little whore, letting so many alts get into you. It’s your fault you’re sick. But Bashy can forgive you, baby. I have what the doctor ordered. A big mouthful of Vitamin Bashy.
Remember, ****, a load a day keeps the chaos away. —Bashy (view post) |
09/22/2009 | |
****ty ideas of the weekWe need more competition. I think only maybe 3-5 people, total, submitted forums last week.
It’s sort of ironic that, six months ago, people were complaining about there being too many forum ideas to look through. The results? “All the forums suck.”
Lately, there have been perhaps 5 pages of forums, total, even without any downvoting problems. The quality, originality, and funniness factor has declined noticeably, in my opinion.
Of course, some people will always say that the winning forums “suck” depending on whose they are… but the general idea that more competition and choice benefits all stands unbumailable, so please, for the love of ****, write some forum ideas and submit them every week. (view post) |
08/03/2009 | |
THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN(view post) |
07/24/2009 |