My name is Bashy. I have extensive experience in the fields of knowing what the **** to do.

I feel strongly that, unfortunately, Bingebot is a lost cause, and the stagnation of the past year and a half in the game’s only competitive aspect has hurt the game, including the bottom line. A lot of opportunities are being missed. Furthermore, the proposed Domination Advisory Board never really came to meaningful fruition.

As a short-to-medium-term fix, I propose bringing in Malaise to replace or supplement Bingebot. I feel confident that he, with adequate administrative support, could bring a Domination Advisory Board to fruition, and start the ballsack of progress rolling in a professional, competent and — above all — existent way.

—Bashy