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Whores Episode 3 Apprentice Podcast

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

I apologize in advance…but this sounds kinda ****ty.

http://www.forumwarz.com/audio/apprentice_podcast_terrible.mp3

I was recording it just fine, but then got interrupted by a Skype call and it must’ve ****ed things up. It’s too bad, because it sounded pretty clear on my end.

Fortunato-ly, Fort made a backup recording, which I’m sharing here. However, it was pretty lo-fi, and some voices drop in and out or sound mechanized. Skype obviously doesn’t handle multiple users very well, especially if some don’t have good connections. I do find, however, that after about 60 minutes it cleans up somewhat and is a bit more listenable.

Anyway, we had fun doing the podcast, but only the most hardcore FWZ enthusiasts will be able to listen to this. I had every intention of editing this tightly, but there’s really no point. I messed with the first 10 mins or so, but the rest is pretty much going up as is.


Some key docs you might find helpful:

○ Apprentice questions thread: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/48254-upcoming-apprentice-podcast-call-for-questions

○ A special letter from Bashy which will doubtlessly be more entertaining and useful than this ‘cast: http://docs.google.com/View?id=dgmmk2w2_5cb856rgk

○ Episode 3 flowchart PDF (I might release the Visio file sometime if anyone wants to update or correct things.): http://dl.dropbox.com/u/115807/Forumwarz%20Episode%203%20Outline%202.0.pdf

○ Best of the Creative Sweatshop: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/115807/male reproductive organbuildr.jpg

○ And just for fun, Dunatis’ take on Shecky: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/115807/dunatis-Shecky%20Salisbury%20Final.mp3

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Is this Battlethreadz?

(sorry just finished Episode III)

Looking forward to the ZuneCast!

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

i’d listen to this, but i’ll need to get some more underwear. i’ll probably ruin a few pairs listening to fortunato’s voice tbh. Log in to see images!

no but really i’m downloading it, right ****ing now man

megazeroexe edited this message on 02/21/2010 7:28PM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

I need someone objective to tell me (and our audience) just how unlistenable it really is. So download at your own risk.

At least it’s not a huge file this time! Log in to see images!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

omg Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

After reading Bashys, I don’t think the cast could live up to it.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

also, wow. So that’s what posts look like when you are a mod.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Listening to it right now Log in to see images!

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

uhh i’m fort hi

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

After about 10 minutes, I find it quite listenable

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Dobnits’ discussion about Orville is pretty tough to listen to, but leading up to it it wasn’t abyssal.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Yeah getting a transcript of this is going to be difficult

”so *STATIC* uhhh *STATIC* and *STATIC*

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

I am trying really hard to actually listen to this, but I’m just past the 18:00 mark and I can only understand about every third word. Is there any chance of some sort of a written transcript being cobbled together?

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

OrsonScottCard Posted:

I am trying really hard to actually listen to this, but I’m just past the 18:00 mark and I can only understand about every third word. Is there any chance of some sort of a written transcript being cobbled together?

because it’s so easy to re-listen to a garbled 140 minute podcast and write it all out Log in to see images!

seriously though, this is really really bad. the static and words cutting out makes this pretty hard to listen to.

donbee

Avatar: 227224 2010-03-29 15:46:15 -0400

[Island of Avalon]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

I’m not listening to almost 2 and a half hours of garbled words and static.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

lol we could just type up answers

donbee

Avatar: 227224 2010-03-29 15:46:15 -0400

[Island of Avalon]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

No offense, but after about 30 minutes, it just became very hard to listen to.

donbee edited this message on 02/21/2010 8:33PM

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Fortunato Posted:

lol we could just type up answers

Probably better at this point, honestly. I appreciate everyone who took the time to do the podcast, but it’s not really usable.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

to be totally honest you guys should have just done this on a vent server, i could’ve hosted one for you for the day lmbo.

but yeah, written answers would be better at this point. or just don’t, bashy’s letter was great and got the job done Log in to see images!

Roderick Ush-
er

Avatar: 134996 Tue Apr 07 22:26:47 -0400 2009

Level 2 Re-Re

megazeroexe Posted:

to be totally honest you guys should have just done this on a vent server, i could’ve hosted one for you for the day lmbo.

but yeah, written answers would be better at this point. or just don’t, bashy’s letter was great and got the job done Log in to see images!

you are right. didn’t think of it.

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