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Smile Upcoming Apprentice Podcast: Call for Questions!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2010-01-24 16:23:54 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I love cats! They are delicious!

Hey Forumwarriorz,

Now that Episode 3 is out, it’s almost time for the long-awaited Apprentice Podcast!

For those of you who don’t know, Episode 3 was created thanks to the contributions of a number of ingenious Users Like You™. (For more details, see this thread.)

Now’s your chance to ask the Creative Sweatshop collective talk about their experiences! You’ll hear such Flamebate superstars as Fortunato, Odalisque and PhineasPoe alternately talk over each other and sit through long, awkward pauses as your third-favorite admin attempts to moderate. It’s literally hours of unedited lo-fi fun!

Wondering who wrote what? Want to know what really happened to Celerysteve and crayoncakes? What about rivalries and drama? Use this thread to pose your burning questions!

One question per post. Make ‘em count — we can only answer some questions, so ask about stuff you’re really interested in.

We record in two weeks, so there’s plenty of prep time. Thanks! Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2010-01-24 16:20:45 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

spacekadt beats me

What is it like working with Evil Trout as a programmer, seriously?

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Exactly how many times did you have an accidental orgasm in your pants every time you heard fortunato’s silky smooth voice?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2010-01-24 16:31:39 -0500
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 55 Hacker

Look, my first custom title! - Aldo is a great mod

Why did you force me to say I was a cool kid in the conversation with the NPC who says he’s a bligger.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2010-02-03 14:03:56 -0500
44

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Did AtomicScripter actually contribute anything as an apprentice?

The Ghost of-
Hobart Blig-
gity

Avatar: 13850 2010-01-24 16:33:07 -0500
13

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

who the **** is parlok

May I be excused to use the restroom?

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2010-03-06 13:47:30 -0500
10

Level 69 Hacker

Were kisses all the joys in bed, one woman would another wed.

how many times will i say scrote in the podcast?

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2010-01-23 14:34:08 -0500
7

[Brainfreeze]

Level 49 Hacker

“Firewall Fighter”

Who wrote the sTalk convos like SpitFire, Pavlov or HugMastaDoug?

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2010-02-03 14:03:56 -0500
44

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Which apprentice played Zero Wing and wrote the dialogue/typical posts/angry replies of PurifyingSelector88 at the same time?

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2010-02-04 12:04:34 -0500
10

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Camwhore

I'm actually a very kind and sensitive person.

Who was the worst apprentice?

The Ghost of-
Hobart Blig-
gity

Avatar: 13850 2010-01-24 16:33:07 -0500
13

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

who the **** is parlok

Is it too late to apply to be an apprentice?

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-01-24 17:44:50 -0500
20

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Did you each work independently on producing the different characters/sections of the game, or was it a more collaborative effort?

I HATE YOUR -
GUTS

Avatar: 23493 2010-02-03 14:05:46 -0500
20

[The Official I Hat-
e Your Guts Team
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

Official Title

Why does my dad beat my mom?

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 29 Hacker

“1337”

the peanut bumer?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2010-03-05 00:35:08 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

Mini Mod

Other than writing content for Episode 3, what else did JB make you do, slaves?

Xx-EmO_4_LiF-
e-xX

Avatar: 65619 Wed Dec 17 19:40:04 -0500 2008
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Who plays Forumwarz as the story characters, like haxlrose and Doctor O? They have e-peen, medals, friends, forum posts, etc. and even compete in domination.

Xx-EmO_4_LiFe-xX edited this message on 02/07/2010 3:56PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2010-01-24 16:18:48 -0500
7

[pizza party]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting CrinkzPipe to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -Crinkz

What was it like working for FWZ?

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2010-01-24 16:18:48 -0500
7

[pizza party]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting CrinkzPipe to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -Crinkz

How many ideas did you have to go through before finding the right ones to be in EP3?

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2010-01-24 16:18:48 -0500
7

[pizza party]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting CrinkzPipe to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -Crinkz

Who was the genius to come up with Geraldine?

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2010-02-09 18:04:40 -0500
38

[Brainfreeze]

Level 52 Troll

I HAVE A 14 INCH male reproductive organ, IN MY bum

How often did you stop working and lit a candle on my behalf?

sinz + erin = science
love you.
He runs a company
and kills people, for fun an profit
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