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Writing Forumwarz Apprentice: news, updates and discussion

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

First off, meet your Episode 3 creative team:

Apprentices

Bashy, blahquabats, kraigu, plk, PhineasPoe, Shii

Auditors

Chawin, CoreyJess, dobnits, Fortunato, handofg0d, Inconnu, Johnny Mac, Jubbles, kittiejenn, Odalisque, Professor Commie PhD, Samildanach, spacekadt, swine, teh Ardent bumhedz, VonGuard

Advisors

BINGEBOT 2015, djoo, Evil Trout, Invariel, Jalapeno Bootyhole

Some familiar names, and some not-so-familiar ones. Rest bumured, there’s plenty of talent here. Congrats to everyone who made it to this stage!

Now, some notes about the format:

– “Auditors” are a second tier of contributor who demonstrated excellent creative skills, but were unable to devote the time needed to become an Apprentice. They’ll monitor the Apprentice subforum, offering ideas, advice and direction.

– Will some Apprenti be dumped from the roster? Possibly! If they prove to be disruptive, if their ideas aren’t working, or if they simply don’t live up to our (admittedly low) standards, it could happen.

– Apprentices and Auditors are committed to not revealing any spoilers, and they know that doing so is a permabannable offense. So don’t bother asking! Also, if I hear that a player is continually harbuming one of our team about spoilers, there may be consequences.

– That said, this thread will contain news and info about what’s going on behind the scenes. Rivalries may be exposed and tempers may flare, but keep in mind this is still Civil Discussion. Wheel talk, y’all!

– Just because you’re not listed here doesn’t mean you’re excluded from Forumwarz’s creative endeavors. In fact, part of our mission is to enable the Apprentices to set up creative initiatives of their own by interacting with the community.

Let the bootyhurt begin!

NOTE: I’m already getting Tubmails from people who feel justifiably slighted. And, frankly, it could be the consequences of our mail filter. Yipes. So I’m going against my better instinct to say TM me if you think this was the case!

Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 08/06/2009 2:20AM

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

See below for joke that was taken seriously and allow me to actually express my gratitude for this chance to contribute.

Fortunato edited this message on 05/16/2009 12:52PM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Fortunato Posted:

I am deeply offended that I was not chosen

j/k ilu jb pls don’t ban me Log in to see images!

But you were.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

But you were.

my bad sorry was making a joke that clearly wasn’t a good fit for text.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Fortunato Posted:

my bad sorry was making a joke that clearly wasn’t a good fit for text.

We’re off to a good start! Log in to see images!

WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

seems like some people are having some e-work these days.

WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

by the way congrats Log in to see images!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Sweet.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Grats Fort, KJ, cool people. Log in to see images!

kraigu

Avatar: 132907 2010-01-24 16:36:53 -0500
18

Level 69 Hacker

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

That was a pleasant thing to see at the top of my inbox! Thanks, and I hope I can live up to the challenge of giving you all maxlulz. Or at least a lot of you minlulz.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Best of luck to everyone who’s been accepted (:

Though I have this slight feeling that we may be destroyed by Bashy’s ever expanding imagination…

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Chawin Posted:

Best of luck to everyone who’s been accepted (:

Though I have this slight feeling that we may be destroyed by Bashy’s ever expanding imagination…

I am like srsly super happy you made the cut

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

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Rock Astley

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
2

[Press start]

Level 31 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

To all of you that made it:

You better not screw up Forumwarz.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Awesome work. Probably for the best not to be considered, ran into a few things recently.

That and I’m Log in to see images!

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Congrats, everybody.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

PhineasPoe Posted:

Congrats, everybody.

...including your fine self. Guys, we missed Phineas’ application (****ing spam filters) so we have a late entrant.

Hopefully, there aren’t too many more like it!

____

Avatar: 143340 Fri Mar 27 18:24:34 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Congratulations everyone.

I hope the Ep 3 content is good.

Edit: Also, requesting list of rejected people.

____ edited this message on 05/17/2009 3:52AM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Log in to see images! phineaspoe

this is pretty sweet, you’ve got good people.

The expectation now is that there will be so much content in episode 3 that you can visit a forum more than once and see more than 12 threads repeated ad nauseum.

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

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i like the above people

good job to all of you Log in to see images!

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