A Spoonful of Sugar
This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
This player earned 18 job points.
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
This player took all of HugMastaDoug’s shit and still pwned his ass. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.
My Ass Got Infected, Coach
This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.
This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
This player beta tested Episode 2.
Sister of the Quivering Rose
This player joined the Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Picture of Innocence
This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/good alignment.
The Red Tide
This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.
This player contributed forum content to Forumwarz.
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.
White People Love Lawyers
This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.
You Killed Superman!
This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.