A Spoonful of Sugar
This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.
Alcohol Kills, Take LSD
This player pwned 68 different forums in a row.
This owner of this E-Peen™ currently possesses a Falcon Preservation Donor Plaque.
An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
Calling God Names
This player pwned 72 different forums in a row.
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
This player earned 18 job points.
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
This player beat The Great Firewall of China before Episode 2 launched.
This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.
This player was a good Samaritan.
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.
My Ass Got Infected, Coach
This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.
Noose and Razor Fellow
This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.
This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
One Angry Man
This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Our Personal Army
This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
Ranks & Files
This player pwned 64 different forums in a row.
Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos
This player pwned 76 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Red Tide
This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.
White People Love Lawyers
This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.
You Killed Superman!
This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.