The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum
This player is a Platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Friend of Forumwarz: Plutonium
This player is a Plutonium level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Hack the Planet
This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself.
The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Our Personal Army
This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.
Sister of the Quivering Rose
This player joined the Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
The Color Orange
This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.