Baron Von Assburger

Sperging up the internet

Baron Von Assburger loves the following website(s):

E-Peen™

Assisted Suicide

The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.

Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants

This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.

Brown Starfish Initiate

This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.

D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

Smart Aleck

This player successfully contributed the most angry replies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.

Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

Trollslayer

The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.

Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

You're My Inspiration!

This player had their forum idea chosen for ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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