AbsoluteZero

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Information

Bio:

>inventory
You have:

a splitting headache
no tea

Location:

You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell. Theres nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise

Interests:

Internet

Occupation:

Internet

AbsoluteZero loves the following website(s):

  • WikiFur
  • 4chan
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Hacker
Level: 35
Cred: 100000000
Buildr Score: -1
Job Points: 39

Flamebate Statistics (View all of AbsoluteZero's posts)
Posts made: 81
Threads started: 6

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 6

AbsoluteZero's Stall
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AbsoluteZero wrote this on 11/22/2008 6:38PM:

If someone is going to be the first to write on this stall its going to be me.

E-Peen™
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Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

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Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

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Can't Hardly Wait

This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.

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Census Worker

This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.

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Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

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D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

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E-Pint(tm)

This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.

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Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

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FOAR!

This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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FOUL BALL!!!!

This player thoroughly pwned The Sovereign Knights of Mongolia.

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Future Sentrillion Employee

This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses.

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Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

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Hurf Durf!

This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)

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Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

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Late Yak Sectarian

This player became a member of The Sect of the Late Yak.

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Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

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Our Personal Army

This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.

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Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

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Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.

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Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

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Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

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The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

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The Level Cap

This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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The Terrible Twos

This player celebrated the two-year anniversary of Forumwarz (by bumping a thread).

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Trick or L33t

This player successfully solved the 2009 Halloween Hacker Challenge on Halloween.

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Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

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Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

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What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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