Banhammer, I know you’re still listed as a mod, and you still have your powers switched on in case you want to clean up a few things before you move your stuff out.

But now that you’ve officially announced your retirement, we’d like to offer you a little something for all your hard work:

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen/178

As you can see, your colleagues Escher and scully have also received this long overdue recognition.

We have something else. For all your years of excellent service, we at Crotch Zombie Productions would like present you this lovely, gold-plated electronic male reproductive organ:

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen/179

We hope it makes up for all the goatse exposure. Thanks again for everything, MCB. You were the best moderator any site could hope for.