spacekadt Posted:

Tons of people bought a second turkey wondering if they would be able to “game” the system.

I know you’re pretty much trapped at this point and there’s precisely jack **** you can really do about it, but it really sucks to miss out on something because we took you at your word.

I just tried to do a nice thing by putting the turkey back in the store over xmas for those who missed thanksgiving.

I got a bunch of complaints.

Then I tried to do a nice thing by letting people who got screwed by buying the turkey under the impression they’d get a peen by letting them do it.

I got a bunch of complaints.

Basically, this is why you can’t have nice things.

The turkey will come around again at the next appropriate holiday, the E-Peen™ opportunity is not lost forever.