enire Posted:

As much contempt as I have for that that drooling zomboid freak, I don’t think killing her is a good idea. Really.

Look, go home to England. Sign my Ban Enoby petition. Take your medication.

As soon as Banhammer and Bootyhole see the ridiculous number of signatures on the petition — I’m sure everyone will sign it soon enough — Enoby will be permabanned for fabulous personry, and we’ll be free.

Think about the consequences of killing her: You’ll probably be executed, and Enoby’s parents will sue Crotch Zombie, forcing ForumWarz to be shut down. Think about SKA. Think about your klanmates. Pull yourself together.

I WOULD go home, except that now they know my face, they’re never going to let me on a plane again. In addition to that, even if banned from Forumwarz, Ebony would still be corrupting the internet with her foul presence.

And I need answers. Why? Why send the powder in the post? As I recall, she wasn’t even involved with Forumwarz at that point. This burning desire for the truth will haunt me until I learn just what has been going on. However terrible the secret may be.

Plus, um, I, uh, I kinda killed a cop. Apparently, that shady looking gentleman was actually in disguise for a stakeout. I inquired about weaponry, he recognised me and tried calling for backup, so I, uh, picked up a rock and smashed his face in.

I didn’t mean to kill him. Honest.