Well, I tried to infiltrate the Gentlemans Club, but alas, they’re tough cookies to crack, what with being spies and all that.

From what I could glean, they do most of their activity on IRC. I don’t use IRC, so I don’t know what that activity was. But I do know that they have some of the most intriguing role-playing threads this side of SRSLY, and that the plans for those stories are hatched in their secret lair.

They also have spy tools, but what they’re using them for is — well, I can’t say. But they have them, use them, and could teach you how to also.

So, if you want to be a spy (not a Forumwarz Domination spy, but a cloak-and-dagger type spy), or just role-play like one, join the Gentlemans Club.

All right, I’m open again, but have invites from Brainfreeze and ZJEM CIE awaiting me. What’s that you ask? Who the **** are ZJEM CIE?

That’s a good question. Maybe I’ll find out next.