amaranthus Posted:

Ah…ha. Ha, ha, ha. Good one, I guess.

Wait… you’re serious? Holy ****, you are crazy. Weekly world news is, like, totally made up ****. Come on… “FBI Captures Bat Boy,” “male reproductive organ Cheney is a Robot,” “Hilary Clinton Adopts a Baby Alien,” “Baby Born with a bumon for a Nose?” Come ON, man…

Ok, I’ll give you the male reproductive organ Cheney thing, but the other stuff… really? No. You can not expect me to believe that. I mean… ****, man. Re— no. NO! It can’t be true! There is no such thing as bigfoot! There are no “space aliens” at Roswell. No baby has ever had a bumon for a nose.

Jesus Christ… what do you take me for?

Believe what you want Agent, I wasn’t joking or lying.

Maybe science can prove how those things are possible maybe not, but they are.