Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Fair enough, and since you’re being such a trooper about the maid, I’ll let you in on a little secret about that paper that almost no one knows not even most agents.

That paper has actually been printing since it went “out of print”. It’s only distributed to people in the CIA the FBI and the TGC, and usually only high ranking members, for reasons of national security.

Ah…ha. Ha, ha, ha. Good one, I guess.

Wait… you’re serious? Holy ****, you are crazy. Weekly world news is, like, totally made up ****. Come on… “FBI Captures Bat Boy,” “male reproductive organ Cheney is a Robot,” “Hilary Clinton Adopts a Baby Alien,” “Baby Born with a bumon for a Nose?” Come ON, man…

Ok, I’ll give you the male reproductive organ Cheney thing, but the other stuff… really? No. You can not expect me to believe that. I mean… ****, man. Re— no. NO! It can’t be true! There is no such thing as bigfoot! There are no “space aliens” at Roswell. No baby has ever had a bumon for a nose.

Jesus Christ… what do you take me for?