I think the chalkboard message is a variation on the others, not certain yet, still working on it.

I’ll put more people around your lab to insure it’s security, don’t get your panties all twisted Agent these SNAFU’s happen in this line of work.

As for the paper, as far as I know that thing hasn’t been in print for a year so while you are a complete nutjob, you aren’t wrong about that.

Look take a breath clean your lab up, or better yet, stop chasing out that damned maid we hired to do it, and let her ****ing do her job, and we’ll get to work making the pieces fit…I have an idea, but it sounds crazy, and you won’t like it.