Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Agent, as funny as it would have been to sneak into your lab and mess with ****, it wasn’t any of us.

Uh, yeah. Har-de-har-har.

As for the annoying girl, I had people bumigned to watch her, that girl is more trouble than the KGB was…I miss those days, the cold war…*sigh*

Well, hire a better babysitter next time. Who knows what she might have gotten her hands on in my lab. Sigh… I know she means well, and her curiosity about botany is actually quite refreshing… but she has a tendency to… well… get in over her head sometimes.

Anyway as for your lab, that message on the chalkboard, it’s been turning up everywhere[...]

Is it the same as the previous one? The one in an alphabetic cipher?

I have an idea of what might be going on, but I need to make a few more things add up before I say anything.

Sure, whatever. That’s, like, your job, right?

...well let’s just say that our communications may be compromised, and I am working on a way to get them secure once again.

Clearly, more than just our communications have been compromised. ****, man… when I came here, I was promised access to a secure facility.

Well, anyways, has anyone seen the samples the girl promised in her note? Probably a couple of ounces of putrid, bloody meat and some bone shards?

And… seriously, guys, what about this Weekly World News ****? Why does it have yesterday’s date on it? I mean, really, it did cease publication last year, right? Or am I having false memories…?