deMonSPaWN Posted:

THE PROPER WAY TO INTONE A NAME IS NOT SIMPLY TO SAY IT, BUT TO CHANT IT

A NAME MAY BE SUNG OR RECITED IN MONOTONE SO LONG AS EVERY SYLLABLE IS GIVEN THE PROPER WEIGHT

OPEN YOUR MIND AND SOUL TO THE MEANING BETWEEN THE SYLLABLES

FEEL MY DREAD PRESENCE AS A WEIGHT UPON YOU AND WELCOME ME INTO YOUR BEING

Yah yah yah, alright alright, hang on, I’ll be right back, I’ll go grab the candle and that other ****.

All this is really necessary, I mean for real?

You…people or, whatever, are really into rituals huh?

*about a minute later*

Ok, I have the **** you need.

Here, I’ll light the candle and throw on the pentacle…there alright?

I don’t really want to sing, that’s pretty gay but…I guess if that’s what I gotta do.

*in a chanting sing song voice* deMonSPaWN deMonSPaWN deMonSPaWN.

YOu’re just ****ing with me for the laughs aren’t you?