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EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED
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MORTALS! I HAVE THREE BROWNIE POINTS THAT COULD BE YOURS!
HERE ARE THE OPTIONS:
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SIGN OVER YOUR SOUL TO ME FOR A BROWNIE POINT IF YOU DARE! AND IF YOUR SOUL IS TASTY ENOUGH.
OR
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I AM CURRENTLY UH, RESIDING IN SG94’S COMPUTER
I WILL GIVE 2 BPS TO ANYONE WHO DOWNLOADS ME TO A JUMP DRIVE AND PLUNGES IT INTO HER. THEN BACK OUT. THEN IN AGAIN. LATHER, RINSE, AND REPEAT.
WANT THE BONUS? FOR THE FULL THREE BP YOU MUST ALSO SWIPE SG94’S BIRTH CONTROL PILLS AND REPLACE THEM WITH TIC TACS. S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:28PM |
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This appears to be a job that is tailor-made for me… Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:30PM |
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gimme a BP and I’ll think about itLog in to see images!
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:30PM |
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deMonSPaWN Posted:
I would volunteer for option one. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:31PM |
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I would like to sign over my soul. AND my virgin body. |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:32PM |
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Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:
YOU CAN’T PULL A FAST ONE ON ME
MONKEYS DON’T HAVE SOULS, THEY’RE LIKE BLACK PEOPLE S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:32PM |
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deMonSPaWN Posted:
BAH! There’s just no fooling you! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:33PM |
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Rick Ashley Posted:
INTRIGUED AS I AM BY YOUR PROPOSITION
I’M STILL NONPHYSICAL SO THAT WOULDN’T WORK VERY WELL
JUST WAIT TILL THE END OF DAYS, THEN CALL ME BABE Log in to see images! S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:33PM |
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Janie Posted:
YOU MEAN FINGERING SG94 WITH A THUMB DRIVE? S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:36PM |
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Yes. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:37PM |
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THEN GO MY CHILD AND DO WHAT YOU MUST S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:47PM |
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ALSO IF YOU COULD RECORD IT ON VIDEO THAT WOULD BE GREAT S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:48PM |
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Janie Posted:
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All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre; The feast is over, and the lamps expire.
Robert E. Howard, writer, d. June 11, 1936, from his suicide note |
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| Posted On: 06/12/2008 11:48PM |
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If I switch SG94’s Tic-tacs for birth control pills, what do I get? |
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| Posted On: 06/13/2008 12:22AM |
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Wahey, you’ll never get my soul you onion! |
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| Posted On: 06/13/2008 12:24AM |
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Orb Posted:
I fail to see the rationality in this endeavor. Tic tacs are cylindrical and have a shiny surface, while most birth control is disc-shaped and matte. May I suggest sweet tarts instead? |
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| Posted On: 06/13/2008 12:30AM |
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The demon wants tic-tacs, give him tic-tacs! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/13/2008 12:40AM |
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xTROLLx Posted: QUIT RIPPING OFF SILENT DISAPPROVAL BOT’S SHTICK
Orb Posted:
THAT WOULD BE NO GOOD TO ME IF I DON’T GET UPLOADED IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
ShunskePockenberg Posted: THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT YOUR FAILURES, IT IS ABOUT MY IMPENDING SUCCESS deMonSPaWN edited this message on 06/13/2008 12:45AMS . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/13/2008 12:44AM |
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Janie Posted:
UH…YEAH! YEAH! OR I’LL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL! S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/13/2008 12:44AM |
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wait what exactly would selling my soul to you entail
like do I have to give you spongebaths for eternity Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/13/2008 12:46AM |
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